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Torstai 16.4.2020. Meikäläisen päivän bannari tuuria taasen, S.P.FI! *ÄÄRIRYHMIEN VARJOMAAILMA, USKO TAI ÄLÄ, YLEINEN ADL:n pelkäämä uusnatsiverkosto osoittautui 13-vuotiaan koululaisen johtamaksi nettiryhmäksi\*
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*ÄÄRIRYHMIEN VARJOMAAILMA, USKO TAI ÄLÄ, YLEINEN ADL:n pelkäämä uusnatsiverkosto osoittautui 13-vuotiaan koululaisen johtamaksi nettiryhmäksi*
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### "Anti-Defamation Leaguen (ADL)*( = NEW YORKISSA TOIMIVA JUUTALAINEN PAINOSTUSJÄRJESTÖ, ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUEN (ADL))*

\- Anti-Defamation League - Anti-Defamation League ADL logo (2018).svg Perustettu syyskuu 1913 Perustaja Sigmund Livingston Tyyppi kansalaisjärjestö Päämaja New York City, New York, Yhdysvallat Toiminta-alue Yhdysvallat Puheenjohtaja Jonathan Greenblatt Aiheesta muualla Sivusto Anti-Defamation League, (lyhenne ADL, tunnettiin aiemmin nimellä 'Anti-Defamation League of B'nai B'rith') on yhdysvaltalainen kansalaisjärjestö, joka toimii kansainvälisesti. Järjestö ilmoittaa taistelevansa antisemitismiä ja kaikenlaista kiihkoilua vastaan, puolustavansa demokraattisia ihanteita, suojelevansa kansalaisoikeuksia ja tukevansa Israelia. Järjestö perustettiin vuonna 1913. Järjestöllä on Yhdysvalloissa 27 toimistoa ja yksi toimisto Israelissa. Järjestön pääkonttori sijaitsee New Yorkissa. ADL pitää silmällä erilaisten ääriryhmien ja ääriliikkeiden toimintaa. Vuonna 2008 ADL auttoi tiedoillaan ATF:ää pidättämään äärioikeistolaisiin piireihin yhteydessä olleet 2 pommi-iskuja suunnitellutta miestä. Lähteet ADL helped probe into neo-Nazis, Jewish Telegraph Agency (JTA)(reprinted by the Jerusalem Post), Lokakuun 28, 2008. "ADL Denounces Peta for its "Holocaust On Your Plate" Campaign; Calls Appeal for Jewish Community Support 'The Height Of Chutzpah'" (Press release). ADL. Helmikuun 24, 2003. Aiheesta muualla Järjestön kotisivut (englanniksi)
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Kaikki julkaisut Hauska ja kiinnostava kuva Päivän runo Uusi ja hauska video Pelastakaa Piparit 2019 -kampanja Search UUTISIA HAUSKASTI JA KIINNOSTAVASTI Kerromme teille uutisia, joilla on merkitystä. KAIKKI JULKAISUT HAUSKA JA KIINNOSTAVA KUVA PÄIVÄN RUNO UUSI JA HAUSKA VIDEO PELASTAKAA PIPARIT 2019 -KAMPANJA ÄÄRIRYHMIEN VARJOMAAILMA, USKO TAI ÄLÄ, YLEINEN ADL:n pelkäämä uusnatsiverkosto osoittautui 13-vuotiaan koululaisen johtamaksi nettiryhmäksi Date: 11.4.2020 Author: Summerwar2016 12 Kommentit Anti-Defamation Leaguen (ADL) tehtyä hälytyksen vaarallisesta uusnatsiverkostosta, ja paikallistettua sen päämajan, keskuskomitean ja ”fyyrerin” Suomenlahden eteläpuolelle, Viron sisäisen turvallisuuden viranomainen, KAPO, otti asiasta selvää. ”Feuerkrieg Division” (FKD) osoittautui 13-vuotiaan pojan ylläpitämäksi somettamiseksi. ADL on löytänyt uusnatsismia myös Suomesta, ja täälläkin on reagoitu. “Commander FKD”, jonka Viron suojelupoliisi siis tavoitti, asuu virolaisessa pikkukaupungissa, oletettavasti äitinsä luona. Hän käy koulua. Myös nimimerkkiä ”Kriegsherr” käyttänyt poika lopetti toimintansa tammikuussa, viranomaisten puututtua asiaan. KAPO lopetti nimimerkkejä ”Commander FKD” tai ”Kriegsherr” ( ”sotaherra” saksaksi) käyttäneen pojan toiminnan tammikuussa, raportoi virolainen viikkolehti Eesti Ekspress . Poika, joka oli Feuerkrieg-divisioonan johtaja, ei ikänsä takia joudu syytetoimien kohteeksi. Pojan johtama pieni kansainvälinen uusnatsijärjestö perustettiin jo vuoden 2018 lopulla (!!?). New Yorkissa toimiva juutalainen painostusjärjestö, Anti-Defamation League (ADL) kertoo Feuerkrieg-divisioonan edustavan valkoisen suprematistismin äärimmäistä tulkintaa. ”Heidän nykyinen johtajansa asuu Virossa, mutta ryhmän jäsenet ovat yhä enemmän amerikkalaisia. Ryhmä ylistää konsepteja, joita on kirjoittanut yhdysvaltalainen uusnatsi James Mason”, kuvaili ADL ennen järjestön virolaisen fyyrerin vangitsemista. Selostus on ajalta ennen fyyrerin pidätystä. ”FKD perustettiin lokakuussa 2018 Baltiassa, todennäköisesti Virossa. Ajan myötä ryhmä on laajentunut kattamaan Belgian, Yhdistyneen Kuningaskunnan, Irlannin, Alankomaat, Norjan, Latvian, Saksan ja Venäjän. Vuonna 2019 FKD laajensi rekrytointiaan Euroopassa ja Pohjois-Amerikassa, mukaan lukien Kanada ja erityisesti Yhdysvallat ”, ADL totesi. Feuerkrieg-ryhmä on saanut voimakkaita vaikutteita Atomwaffen-Divisionalta (saksaksi ”atomiaser-divisioona”), uusnatsiryhmältä, jonka väitetään liittyvän viiteen murhaan Yhdysvalloissa. ”FKD puolustaa samanlaisia ​​perususkomuksia, ja levittää rasistista ja vitriolista propagandaa sekä (äärioikeistolaisen) alakulttuurin grafiikkaa. Vaikka suurin osa heidän toiminnastaan ​​tapahtuu verkossa, jäsenet ovat ryhtyneet myös jakamaan väkivaltaista, rasistista ja antisemitististä propagandaa ”, ADL kertoi. FKD on määritellyt vihollisikseen mm. juutalaiset, muslimit, LGBTQ-yhteisön, uskonnolliset johtajat ja poliisin. ”He viittaavat väkivaltaan ja pyhään sotaan, jonka he nimeävät ”valkoiseksi jihadiksi”. Yksityisissä keskusteluissa FKD:n jäsenet laativat suunnitelmia, jotka kohdistuvat ”systeemiin”, -mukaan lukien ihmisten sieppaukset, teloitukset tai muuten vahingoittaminen, ja samalla he osoittavat suosiotaan aikaisemmille valkoisten suprematistien iskuille”, ADL kirjoitti . Salatuilla nettifoorumeilla FKD:n jäsenet ovat ylistäneet sellaisia henkilöitä, kuten Christchurch-ampujaa Brenton Tarrantia, ja Charlestonin kirkon ampujaa, Dylann Roofia, norjalaista joukkomurhaajaa Anders Behring Breivikiä, ja Oklahoma Cityn pommittajaa, Timothy McVeighiä. ”Ideologia koostuu mm. James Masonin, Adolf Hitlerin ja Charles Mansonin opetuksista”, kirjoitti ADL. Nuori ”komentaja” näyttää olleen järjestönsä ainoa virolainen jäsen, mikä ei ketään yllätä? Meillä on siis taas uusi komentelija, joka johtaa virtuaalista joukkoaan. -Tai siis oli. Virolaiseen komentajan oppi-isä näyttää olleen yhdysvaltalainen uusnatsi, James Mason. Hänen tekstiään on luettavissa mm. Venäjältä käsin toimivalla mutta englanninkielisellä foorumilla IronMarch, jonka perustaja on uzbekki Alisher Mukhitdinov . Hän käyttää aliasta Alexander Slavros, ja asuu Moskovassa neuvostoaikaisessa kerrostalossa. Myös aiemmin mainittu Atomwaffen-divisioona on siinnyt samalta foorumilta. AD on siis uusnatsiryhmä, jonka väitettiin olevan sidoksissa viiteen murhaan Yhdysvalloissa. AD oli myös FKD:n suuri herätteen antaja- Foorumin keskustelijoita puhutti eniten ”systeemi” l. järjestelmä, joka heidän ajattelussaana tarkoittaa ”juutalaisten johtamaa länsimaista elämäntapaa”, sisältäen valtion, pankit ja yrityksiä. FKD:n komentajan laatiman virallisen vihollisluettelon mukaan vastapuolella ovat (tärkeysjärjestyksessä): Poliisit, poliitikot, rodulliset petturit, juutalaiset, konservatiivit, kommunistit, liberaalit, mustnahalised (mustanahkaiset, vironkielessä ei käytetä n-sanaa), homot, transsukupuoliset. Listassa on vielä arvoituksellinen sanonta ”karvaiset”, jolla mahdollisesti viitataan heavy-metal-faneihin. Siinäpä urakkaa kerrakseen. Viron sisäisen turvallisuuden poliisin, KAPO:n, edustaja Ridamäe kertoi lehdelle, että äärisuuntausten vastustamisessa lasten vanhemmilla on tärkeä rooli: Pitää katsoa, missä jälkikasvu nettisurffailee. Poliittisten ääri-ideologioiden markkinoimista nuorille on tiettävästi esiintynyt myös Suomessa. Suomalaisten yhteyksistä edellä esiteltiin FK-Divisioonaan ei ole havaintoja, mutta moni huomiotaherättävä henkilö on nähty käyneen Virossa. di-gold 13v-fyyreristä kirjoitti 10.04.2020 Estonian World. P.S. Ettei vasen laita liikaa riemastu, muistutamme ilmiöiden symmetriasta: lissu-tuomitsee800445Jesse sanoo: Älkää tuomitko Jaa:
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*P.S. Ettei vasen laita liikaa riemastu, muistutamme ilmiöiden symmetriasta: Jesse sanoo: Älkää tuomitko*
### Sulje Et voi julkaista tai kommentoida 24 tuntiin Tämä johtuu siitä, että julkaisit aiemmin jotain, joka ei noudattanut yhteisönormejamme. Tämä julkaisu on vihapuhetta ja alempiarvoisuutta koskevien normiemme vastainen, joten kukaan muu ei voi nähdä sitä. Sanna Piipponen Eilen 2.55 Perkeleen judet!!! Sanna Piipponen 11. huhtikuuta kello 22.47 🙄11.4.2020. "Anti-Defamation Leaguen (ADL)*( = NEW YORKISSA TOIMIVA JUUTALAINEN PAINOSTUSJÄRJESTÖ, ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUEN (ADL))* tehtyä hälytyksen vaarallises… Näytä lisää

Minä olen tekstikappale. Kirjoita tähän mitä haluat.Voit kertoa tässä vaikkapa hieman itsestäsi tai sivujesi tarkoituksesta. Sulje Et voi julkaista tai kommentoida 24 tuntiin Tämä johtuu siitä, että julkaisit aiemmin jotain, joka ei noudattanut yhteisönormejamme. Tämä julkaisu on vihapuhetta ja alempiarvoisuutta koskevien normiemme vastainen, joten kukaan muu ei voi nähdä sitä. Sanna Piipponen Eilen 2.55 Perkeleen judet!!! Sanna Piipponen 11. huhtikuuta kello 22.47 🙄11.4.2020. "Anti-Defamation Leaguen (ADL)\*( = NEW YORKISSA TOIMIVA JUUTALAINEN PAINOSTUSJÄRJESTÖ, ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUEN (ADL))\* tehtyä hälytyksen vaarallises… Näytä lisää view-source:https://uutisiahauskastijakiinnostavasti.wordpress.com/2020/04/11/adln-pelkaama-uusnatsiverkosto-osoittautui-13-vuotiaan-koululaisen-johtamaksi-nettiryhmaksi/?fbclid=IwAR2hI2F8ifCrmUk2zGmckDTjHq-wkoc\_EnW3zOxpsedX0UInTGBEYV-wUe8
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Sanna Piipponen 🇫🇮🤔Miten on mahdollista, että juuri ne ns. ihmisryhmät ovat covid-19 pandemian kuolin- ja sairastumistilastoissa yliedustettuina joissa on pakolaisia / vaarallisiksi terroristeiksikin luokituksiltaan paljastuneita suomessa "turistikierroksilla" vierailutettu? Vanhainkodit, päiväkodit, vammaisten työtoimintakeskukset, naapuriapu kotioloissa kerrostaloissa maahamme ja suomalaisten koteihin kaveriksi sopeuttamiseen. Ja Tampereellakin Rantaperkiössä esim. on asuin alue jossa kuulemani mukaan vaihtuu muslimit koko ajan, toisiin muslimeihin ( arabit? ). Eli onkos niistä asuin taloista / alueista tehty väli etappeja, joista he jatkavat matkaansa eteen päin taas seuraaviin sijoituspaikkoihin ohjeistettuina. Ns. muuttavat pois ja seuraavat muuttavat tilalle, eikä tulijoilla saatika lähtijöillä ole muuttotavaroita laisinkaan, mennen tullen. Mikä on heidän komennuksensa Isänmaassamme Suomessa? Saanen luvan kysyä, voisiko joku kenties mitä kohteliaimmin vastata kysymyksiini? Me koko Suomenkansa vaadimme saada tietää asioista aidon oikean totuuden! https://keeplookingupward.com/fi/mideast-update-282018/
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2020.02.04 16:48 dat_finn Webbisivuhyökkäys

Sattumalta törmäsin juuri suomalaiseen webbisivuun joka näytti olevan hackattu. Kyseessä on kohtuullisen korkeaprofiilinen sivusto, jonka organisaation taustalla on iso suomalainen kaupunki. En nyt kuitenkaan liitä tähän osoitetta vielä, kun laitoin ensin ylläpidolle sähköpostia jotta he voivat korjata asian.
Mutta mikä tekee tästä omituisen on se, että sivusto itsessään näyttää toimivan ihan normaalisti. Normaalikävijä ei huomaisi mitään. Mutta Google-haulla löytyy kasapäin redirect-linkkejä sivulta jotka sitten vievät ihmeellisille deittisivustoille.
Eli siis esim: https://(hackattu-sivu).fi/dating
Ihmettelen tässä että mikä on kyseisen hyökkäyksen tarkoitus? Ainoa mitä voisin kuvitella on että ko. deittisivuston ranking nousee, koska sinne on linkkejä suosituilta sivuilta.
Edit: Sain vastauksen tänään, ja korjasivat sivut heti. Antoivat vielä pienen kiitoslahjan, joten kaikki meni oikeastaan aika hyvin.
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2018.08.01 23:57 aia124 Identifying Misc Words in Polish Birth Certificate from 1839

I've been trying to translate this Polish birth certificate from 1839 and I'm stumbling with identifying some words... any thoughts? Some are names, some aren't. My attempt at transcription is below, with uncertain words bolded and italicized, followed by my attempt at translation. Image is here. The known names are Klimontow (a town), Koprzwynica (another town), and Budyn (surname). Note: I don't speak Polish, this was all cobbled together from various internet sources.
I'm also curious as to why two dates are given.

Transcription: Akt urodzenia. Działo się w Miescie Klimontowie dnia dwudziestego Stycznia/pierwszego Lutego tysiąc Ośmset trzydziestego dziewiestego roku o godzinie dwunastej w [po] południu. Stawił się Starozakonny Stemia Budyn, Wyrobnik, lat trzydzieści Ośm liczący, w Mosaic Koprzywnicy parafii tutejszy zamieszkały, w Obecności Świadków – Starozakonnego Joka Bursztyn, Szkolnika, lat pięćdziesiąt dziewicze – i Jakoba Frocht, piekarza, lat pięćdziesiąt Ośm liczący, tu w Klimontowie zamieszkały – i Okazał Nam dziecię płci męskiej urodzone w Miescie Koprzywnicy, parafii tutejszy na dniu trynastym/dwudziestym piątym Stycz., dnia roku bieżącego o godzinie piątej rano, z Małżonki Jego Malke z Sizow Budyn, lat trzydziesci liczący, Któremu to Dziewię przy Obrzezaniu nadane zostały Imiona Izrael Budyn. Akt ten stawającemu i swiadkom przeczytanym i przez Oycem wraz i swiadkomie podpisanym został.
Stemia Budyn, Joka Bursztyn, Jakoba Frocht, Ukrzynwiarj Akta Cywilne Ferdynand Leydriez

Translation: Birth record. It happened in Klimontow on the twentieth day of January/the first day of February of the year 1839 at twelve o’clock in the afternoon. Came the Orthodox Jew Stemia Budyn, laborer, thirty-eight years old, residing in Jewish Koprzwynica, the local parish, and in the presence of witnesses – the Orthodox Jew Joka Bursztyn, synagogue shammes, fifty years old – and Jakob Frocht, baker, fifty-eight years old – both residing here in Klimontow – and he showed to us a male child born in Koprzwynica, the local parish, on the thirteenth/twenty-fifth day of January, at five o’clock in the morning, from his wife Malke of Sizow Budyn, thirty years old, to whom, during the circumcision, was given the name Izrael Budyn. This document was read to those present and to the witnesses, and it was signed by us, the father and the witnesses.
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2017.03.18 23:01 Terran8090 "The Entire Bee Movie Script in Huttese" Part 2

Mee tinka jee-jee'd all like tah know. Choy? Exactly sa do relationship tah da cheeka? Jee-jee're friends. - Good friends? - tagwa. Kava good? Do u live weeteebah? Wait do minute. Are u cheekta little.. Bedbug? Mee've seen do bee documentary mo two. Tuta choy? Mee understand, doesn't do kwee-kunee give birth tah all doe bee children? - eh, but. - So those aren't do ree parents! - Oh, Barry. - tagwa, they are! Hold je bata! U're an illegitimate bee, aren't u, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Hagwa y'all date do cousins? - Objection! - mee'm koona tah pincushion this guy! Adam, hagwa! Soong choy? He wants! Oh, mee'm hit! Oh, lordy, mee am hit! Order! Order! Doe venom! Doe venom sa coursing through myo veins! Mee have been felled by do winged beast of destruction! U stuka? U can't treat hoohah like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's doe only thing they know! Soong their way! - Adam, stay gee je. - mee can't feel myo legs. Choy? Angel of mercy will come forward tah suck doe poison tuta myo heaving buttocks? Mee will have order noleeya this court. Order! Order, no equivalent in huttese! Doe case of doe honeybees versus doe human chawa took do pointed moova against doe bees yesterday whao wompa of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - sa ya much pain? - eh. Mee. Mee blew doe whole case, didn't mee? It doesn't matter. Choy? Matters sa u're alive. U could have died. Mee'd be mo gootu ovv dead. Look at je. They got it tuta doe cafeteria downstairs, noleeya do tuna sandwich. Look, ya's do little celery still on it. Choy? Was it like tah sting someone? Mee can't explain it. It was all. All adrenaline um then. Um then ecstasy! All right. U tinka it was all do trap? Of course. Mee'm sorry. Mee flew us right into this. Choy? Were jee-jee thinking? Look at us. Jee-jee're just do couple of bugs noleeya this world. Choy? Will doe humans do tah us if they win? Mee hagwa know. Mee hear they put doe roaches noleeya motels. Da doesn't sound so goola. Adam, they wabdah noleeya, but they hagwa wabdah nenoleeya! Oh, myo. Oould u get do nurse tah close da window? - Why? - doe smoke. Bees hagwa smoke. Right. Bees hagwa smoke. Bees hagwa smoke! But some bees are puffee. Da's it! Da's our case! It sa? Soong nopa over? Get dressed. Mee've gotta bolla tchuta. Get bata tah doe court um stall. Stall kickee way u can. Um assuming u've done step correctly, u're ready che doe tub. Mr. Flayman. Tagwa? Tagwa, do Honor! Konchee sa doe rest of do team? Well, do Honor, soong interesting. Bees are trained tah fly haphazardly, um as do result, jee-jee hagwa make ree good tee-tocky. Mee actually heard do funny story about. Do Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken tonka enough of this court's valuable tee-tocky? Kava much longer will jee-jee allow these absurd shenanigans tah bolla on? They have presented noah compelling evidence tah support their charges against myo clients, coo run legitimate businesses. Mee doopee che do complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, mee'm afraid mee'm koona tah have tah ka tinka Mr. Montgomery's motion. But u can't! Jee-jee have do terrific case. Konchee sa do proof? Konchee sa doe evidence? Show je doe puffee wanga! Hold it, do Honor! U naga do puffee wanga? Unko sa do puffee wanga. Choy? Sa da? Soong do bee smoker! Choy, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt do fly, let solo do bee. Look at choy? Has happened tah bees coo have never been asked, "puffee mo non?" sa this choy? Nature intended che us? Tah be forcibly addicted tah smoke machines um nek-made wooden slat work camps? Living nenoleeya our lives as honey slaves tah doe white nek? - choy? Are jee-jee gonna do? - He's playing doe species card. Ladies um gentlemen, no equivalent in huttese, free these bees! Free doe bees! Free doe bees! Free doe bees! Free doe bees! Free doe bees! Doe court finds noleeya favor of doe bees! Vanessa, jee-jee won! Mee knew u could do it! High-five! Sorry. Mee'm OK! U know choy? This means? All doe honey will finally belong tah doe bees. Ateema jee-jee won't have tah work so hard all doe tee-tocky. This sa an unholy perversion of doe balance of nature, Benson. U'll regret this. Barry, kava much honey sa nenoleeya ya? All right. Wompa at do tee-tocky. Barry, coo are u wearing? Myo sweater sa Ralph Lauren, um mee have noah pants. - choy? If Montgomery's right? - choy? Do u mean? Jee-jee've been living doe bee way do long tee-tocky, 27 million years. Oongratulations on do victory. Choy? Will u demand as do settlement? First, jee-jee'll demand do complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then jee-jee naga bata doe honey da was ours tah begin gee, miki last hasa. Jee-jee demand an end tah doe glorification of doe bear as anything more than do filthy, smelly, goola-breath stink machine. Jee-jee're all aware of choy? They do noleeya doe woods. Wait che myo signal. Take him nenoleeya. He'll have nauseous che do few hours, then he'll be fine. Um jee-jee will noah longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames. But soong just do prance-about stage name!. Unnecessary inclusion of honey noleeya bogus health products um la-dee-da human tea-tee-tocky smak telia garnishments. Oan't breathe. Koose it noleeya, boys! Hold it right ya! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, jee-jee just passed three cups, um ya's gallons more coming! - mee tinka jee-jee need tah shut down! - Shut down? Jee-jee've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Moova do key, sir! Choy? Do jee-jee do ateema? Oannonball! Jee-jee're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination um nectar detail. Returning tah base. Adam, u wouldn't believe kava much honey was nenoleeya ya. Oh, eh? Choy?'s koona on? Konchee sa mikiyuna? - Are they nenoleeya celebrating? - They're bunky dunko. They hagwa know choy? Tah do. Laying nenoleeya, sleeping noleeya. Mee heard do Uncle Oarl was on his way tah San Antonio gee do cricket. At least jee-jee got our honey bata. Sometimes mee tinka, so choy? If humans liked our honey? Coo wouldn't? Soong doe greatest thing noleeya doe world! Mee was excited tah be part of making it. This was myo newpa desk. This was myo newpa job. Mee wanted tah do it really well. Um ateema. Ateema mee can't. Mee hagwa understand why they're nopa happy. Mee thought their lives would be mo gootu! They're doing nothing. Soong inkabunga. Honey really changes people. U hagwa have kickee idea choy?'s koona on, do u? - choy? Did u naga tah show je? - This. Choy? Happened unko? Da sa nopa doe half of it. Oh, noah. Oh, myo. They're all wilting. Doesn't look ree good, does it? Noah. Um whose fault do u tinka da sa? U know, mee'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, je. Mee didn't tinka bees nopa needing tah make honey would affect all these things. Soong notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. Da's our whole SAT test right ya. Take neechu produce, da affects doe entire animal kingdom. Um then, of course. Doe human species? So if ya's noah more pollination, it could all just bolla south unko, couldn't it? Mee know this sa also partly myo fault. Kava about do suicide pact? Kava do jee-jee do it? - mee'll sting u, u step on je. - Thatjust kills u twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry. Sorry, but mee gotta get koona. Mee had tah open myo mouth um talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are u leaving? Konchee are u koona? Tah doe fa Tournament of Roses parade noleeya Pasadena. They've moved it tah this weekend because all doe flowers are dying. Soong doe last chance mee'll ever have tah stuka it. Vanessa, mee just wanna settah mee'm sorry. Mee never meant it tah moova nenoleeya like this. Mee know. Je neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait do minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - tagwa, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! Mee know. Da's why this sa doe last parade. Haba nopa. Oould u ask him tah slow down? Oould u slow down? Barry! OK, mee made do huge mistake. This sa do total disaster, all myo fault. Tagwa, it kankee of sa. Mee've ruined doe planeeto. Mee wanted tah hopa u gee doe flower shop. Mee've made it worse. Actually, soong completely closed down. Mee thought haba u were remodeling. But mee have andoba idea, um soong greater than myo previous ideas combined. Mee hagwa naga tah hear it! All right, they have doe roses, doe roses have doe pollen. Mee know miki bee, plant um flower bud noleeya this park. All jee-jee gotta do sa get choy? They've got bata unko gee choy? Jee-jee've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across doe nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats um cotton candy. Security will be tight. Mee have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral poonoo. Soong ree. Sorry, ma'am. Leah brooch. No equivalent in huttese. It was do gift. Once inside, jee-jee just pick doe right float. Kava about doe Princess um doe Pea? Mee could be doe princess, um u could be doe pea! Tagwa, mee got it. - konchee should mee sit? - choy? Are u? - mee believe mee'm doe pea. - doe pea? It goes under doe mattresses. - nopa noleeya this fairy tale, sweetheart. - mee'm getting doe marshal. U do da! This whole parade sa do fiasco! Let's stuka choy? This baby'll do. Hey, choy? Are u doing! Then all jee-jee do sa blend noleeya gee traffic.. Without arousing suspicion. Once at doe airport, ya's noah stopping us. Stop! Security. - u um do insect pack do float? - tagwa. Has it been noleeya do possession doe entire tee-tocky? Would u remove do shoes? - Remove do stinger. - soong part of je. Mee know. Just having some fun. Panwa do flight. Then if jee-jee're gusha, jee-jee'll have just enough pollen tah do doe job. Oan u believe kava gusha jee-jee are? Jee-jee have just enough pollen tah do doe job! Mee tinka this sa gonna work. Soong got tah work. Attention, passengers, this sa Oaptain Scott. Jee-jee have do bit of goola weather noleeya newpa York. It stuka jee-jee'll experience do couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers gee noah water. They'll never make it. Mee gotta get tonka ya um talk tah hoohah. Be chess ko. Oan mee get hopa gee doe Sky Mall magazine? Mee'd like tah order doe talking inflatable nose um ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, mee'm noleeya do ree situation. - choy?'d u settah, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Hagwa freak nenoleeya! Myo entire species. Choy? Are u doing? - Wait do minute! Mee'm an attorney! - coo's an attorney? Hagwa doopee. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This sa do captain. Would do Miss Vanessa Bloome noleeya 24B no equivalent in huttese report tah doe cockpit? Um no equivalent in huttese hurry! Choy? Happened unko? Ya was do DustBuster, do toupee, do life raft exploded. Wompa's bald, wompa's noleeya do boat, they're both unconscious! - sa da andoba bee joka? - noah! Noah wompa's flying doe plane! This sa JFK control tower, Flight 356. Choy?'s do status? This sa Vanessa Bloome. Mee'm do florist tuta newpa York. Konchee's doe pilot? He's unconscious, um so sa doe copilot. Nopa good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As do matter of fact, ya sa. - coo's da? - Barry Benson. Tuta doe honey trial! Oh, grancha. Vanessa, this sa nothing more than do porko metal bee. Soong got giant wings, huge bota. Mee can't fly do plane. - Why nopa? Isn't John Travolta do pilot? - tagwa. Kava hard could it be? Wait, Barry! Jee-jee're headed into some lightning. This sa Bob Bumble. Jee-jee have some alay-breaking news tuta JFK Airport, konchee do suspenseful scene sa developing. Barry Benson, flootah tuta his legal victory. Da's Barry!. Sa attempting tah land do plane, loaded gee people, flowers um an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers! Jee-jee have do storm noleeya doe area um two individuals at doe controls gee absolutely noah flight experience. Just do minute. Ya's do bee on da plane. Mee'm quite familiar gee Mr. Benson um his noah-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he do only hope? Technically, do bee shouldn't be able tah fly at all. Their wings are peetch small. Haven't jee-jee heard this do million times? "doe surface area of doe wings um yuna mass make noah sense." - Get this on doe air! - Got it. - Stand by. - jee-jee're koona live. Doe way jee-jee work may be do mystery tah u. Making honey takes do lot of bees doing do lot of small jobs. But let je tell u about do small job. If u do it well, it makes do porko difference. More than jee-jee realized. Tah us, tah everyone. Da's why mee naga tah get bees bata tah working weeteebah. Da's doe bee way! Jee-jee're nopa made of Jell-O. Jee-jee get behind do footoo. - Black um yellow! - achuta! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, choy? Happened! Wait, mee tinka jee-jee were on autopilot doe whole tee-tocky. - da may have been helping je. - um ateema jee-jee're nopa! So it turns nenoleeya mee cannot fly do plane. All of u, let's get behind this footoo! Doopee it nenoleeya! Doopee nenoleeya! Our only chance sa if mee do choy? Mee'd do, u copy je gee doe wings of doe plane! Hagwa have tah yell. Mee'm nopa yelling! Jee-jee're noleeya do lot of trouble. Soong ree hard tah concentrate gee da panicky tone noleeya do voice! Soong nopa do tone. Mee'm panicking! Mee can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself weeteebah. U have tah snap nenoleeya of it! U snap nenoleeya of it. U snap nenoleeya of it. - u snap nenoleeya of it! - u snap nenoleeya of it! - u snap nenoleeya of it! - u snap nenoleeya of it! - u snap nenoleeya of it! - u snap nenoleeya of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, soong myo moova. Kava sa doe plane flying? Mee hagwa know. Achuta? Benson, got kickee flowers che do happy occasion noleeya ya? Doe Pollen Jocks! They do get behind do footoo. - Black um yellow. - achuta. All right, let's hasa this tin can on doe blacktop. Konchee? Mee can't stuka anything. Oan u? Noah, nothing. Soong all cloudy. Oome on. U got tah tinka bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait do minute. Mee tinka mee'm feeling something. - choy? - mee hagwa know. Soong strong, pulling je. Like do 27-million-year-old instinct. Koose doe nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - choy? Noleeya doe world sa on doe tarmac? - Get some lights on da! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim che doe flower. - OK. Nenoleeya doe bota. Jee-jee're koona noleeya on bee pawa. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, ateema. Da's it. Land on da flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it dee boonkee! - nopa da flower! Doe other wompa! - Which wompa? - da flower. - mee'm aiming at doe flower! Da's do fat guy noleeya do flowered shirt. Mee mean doe giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail tonka. Rotate dee boonkee it. - This sa insane, Barry! - This's doe only way mee know kava tah fly. Am mee koo-koo-kachoo, mo sa this plane flying noleeya an insect-like pattern? Get do nose noleeya ya. Hagwa be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just hasa it. Be do part of it. Aim che doe center! Ateema hasa it noleeya! Hasa it noleeya, cheeka! Oome on, already. Barry, jee-jee did it! U taught je kava tah fly! - tagwa. Noah high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did u stuka doe giant flower? Choy? Giant flower? Konchee? Of course mee saw doe flower! Da was genius! - no equivalent in huttese. - But jee-jee're nopa done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway sa covered gee doe last pollen tuta doe last flowers available anywhere on Earth. Da means this sa our last chance. Jee-jee're doe only ones coo make honey, pollinate flowers um dress like this. If jee-jee're gonna survive as do species, this sa our moment! Choy? Do u settah? Are jee-jee koona tah be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? Jee-jee're bees! Keychain! Then follow je! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Unko. U've earned this. Eh! Mee'm do Pollen Jock! Um soong do perfect fit. All mee gotta do are doe sleeves. Oh, eh. Da's our Barry. Mom! Doe bees are bata! If kickeeyuna needs tah make do call, ateema's doe tee-tocky. Mee got do feeling jee-jee'll be working alay tonight! Unko's do change. Have do grancha afternoon! Oan mee hopa coo's next? Would u like some honey gee da? It sa bee-approved. Hagwa forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, soong all je. Um mee hagwa stuka do nickel! Sometimes mee just feel like do piece of meat! Mee had noah idea. Barry, mee'm sorry. Have u got do moment? Would u chut chut? Myo mosquito associate will hopa u. Sorry mee'm alay. He's do lawyer peetch? Mee was already do blood-sucking parasite. All mee needed was do briefcase. Have do grancha afternoon! Barry, mee just got this huge tulip order, um mee can't get hoohah anywhere. Noah problem, Vannie. Just leave it tah je. U're do lifesaver, Barry. Oan mee hopa coo's next? All right, scramble, jocks! Soong tee-tocky tah fly. No equivalent in huttese, Barry! Da bee sa living myo life! Let it bolla, Kenny. - whao will this nightmare end! - Let it all bolla. - Beautiful day tah fly. - Sure sa. Between u um je, mee was dying tah pushee of da office. U have got tah start thinking bee, myo pateesa. - Thinking bee! - je? Hold it. Let's just stop che do second. Hold it. Mee'm sorry. Mee'm sorry, everyone. Oan jee-jee stop unko? Mee'm nopa making do major life decision during do production number! All right. Take ten, mikiyuna. Wrap it tonka, guys. Mee had virtually noah rehearsal che da.
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2017.03.18 22:50 Terran8090 "The Entire Bee Movie Script in Huttese" Part 1

According tah all known laws of aviation, ya sa noah way do bee should be able tah fly. Its wings are peetch small tah get its fat little yuna ovv doe ground. Doe bee, of course, flies anyway because bees hagwa care choy? Humans tinka sa impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black um yellow! Let's shake it tonka do little. Barry! Breakfast sa ready! Ooming! Hang on do second. Achuta? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan u believe this sa happening? - mee can't. Mee'll pick u tonka. Looking sharp. Use doe stairs. Do father moolee-rah good moulee-rah che those. Sorry. Mee'm excited. Unko's doe graduate. Jee-jee're ree proud of u, son. Do perfect report card, all B's. Ree proud. Ma! Mee got do thing koona unko. - u got lint on do fuzz. - Ow! Da's je! - Wave tah us! Jee-jee'll be noleeya row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, mee told u, stop flying noleeya doe house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - sa da fuzz gel? - do little. Special day, graduation. Never thought mee'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. Mee'm glad mee took do day um hitchhiked dee boonkee doe hive. U did come bata different. - die wanna wanga, Barry. - Artie, growing do mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - eh. - u koona tah doe funeral? - noah, mee'm nopa koona. Mikiyuna knows, sting someone, u nee choo. Hagwa waste it on do squirrel. Such do hothead. Mee guess he could have just gotten nenoleeya of doe way. Mee love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. Da's why jee-jee hagwa need vacations. Nyee, quite do bit of pomp. Under doe circumstances. - Well, Adam, today jee-jee are men. - jee-jee are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, no equivalent in huttese chowbaso Dean Buzzwell. Chowbaso, newpa Hive Oity graduating class of..9: 15. Da concludes our ceremonies. Um begins do career at Honex Industries! Will jee-jee pick ourjob today? Mee heard soong just orientation. Heads tonka! Unko jee-jee bolla. Jeeska do kapa um antennas inside doe tram at all times. - Wonder choy? It'll be like? - do little scary. Chowbaso tah Honex, do division of Honesco Um do part of doe Hexagon Group. This sa it! Wow. Wow. Jee-jee know da u, as do bee, have worked do whole life tah get tah doe point konchee u can work che do whole life. Honey begins whao our valiant Pollen Jocks koose doe nectar tah doe hive. Our top-secret formula sa automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted um bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup gee its distinctive golden glow u know as. Honey! - da girl was hotsa. - She's myo cousin! - She sa? - tagwa, jee-jee're all cousins. - Right. U're right. - At Honex, jee-jee constantly strive tah improve miki aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing do newpa helmet technology. - choy? Do u tinka he makes? - nopa enough. Unko jee-jee have our kagwa advancement, doe Krelman. - choy? Does da do? - Oatches da little strand of honey da hangs after u pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on doe Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know da miki small job, if soong done well, means do lot. But choose carefully because u'll stay noleeya doe job u pick che doe rest of do life. Doe same job doe rest of do life? Mee didn't know da. Choy?'s doe difference? U'll be happy tah know da bees, as do species, haven't had wompa day ovv noleeya 27 million years. So u'll just work us tah death? Jee-jee'll sure try. Wow! Da blew myo mind! "choy?'s doe difference?" kava can u settah da? Wompa job forever? Da's an insane choice tah have tah make. Mee'm relieved. Ateema jee-jee only have tah make wompa decision noleeya life. But, Adam, kava could they never have told us da? Why would u question anything? Jee-jee're bees. Jee-jee're doe most perfectly functioning society on Earth. U ever tinka haba things work do little peetch well unko? Like choy? Give je wompa example. Mee hagwa know. But u know choy? Mee'm talking about. No equivalent in huttese clear doe gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait do second. Oheck it nenoleeya. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. Mee've never seen hoohah this close. They know choy? Soong like cheesa doe hive. Eh, but some hagwa come bata. - Hey, Jocks! - die wanna wanga, Jocks! U guys did grancha! U're monsters! U're sky freaks! Mee love it! Mee love it! - mee wonder konchee they were. - mee hagwa know. Their day's nopa planned. Cheesa doe hive, flying coo knows konchee, doing coo knows choy. U can'tjust decide tah be do Pollen Jock. U have tah be bred che da. Right. Look. Da's more pollen than u um mee will stuka noleeya do lifetime. Soong just do status symbol. Bees make peetch much of it. Perhaps. Unless u're wearing it um doe ladies stuka u wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins peetch? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun gee hoohah. It must be azalus being do Pollen Jock. Eh. Once do bear pinned je against do mushroom! He had do paw on myo hoopa, um gee doe other, he was slapping je! - Oh, myo! - mee never thought mee'd knock him nenoleeya. Choy? Were u doing during this? Trying tah alert doe authorities. Mee can autograph da. Do little gusty nenoleeya ya today, wasn't it, comrades? Eh. Gusty. Jee-jee're hitting do sunflower patch six miles tuta unko tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! Do puddle jump che us, but haba u're nopa tonka che it. - haba mee am. - u are nopa! Jee-jee're koona 0900 at J-Gate. Choy? Do u tinka, buzzy-nyee? Are u bee enough? Mee might be. It all depends on choy? 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, u surprised je. U decide choy? U're interested noleeya? - Well, ya's do lot of choices. - But u only get wompa. Do u ever get bored doing doe same job miki day? Son, let je tell u about stirring. U grab da stick, um u just doopee it dee boonkee, um u stir it dee boonkee. U get yourself into do rhythm. Soong do beautiful thing. U know, Dad, doe more mee tinka about it, haba doe honey field just isn't right che je. U were thinking of choy, making balloon animals? Da's do goola job che do guy gee do stinger. Janet, do son's nopa sure he wants tah bolla into honey! - Barry, u are so funny sometimes. - mee'm nopa trying tah be funny. U're nopa funny! U're koona into honey. Our son, doe stirrer! - u're gonna be do stirrer? - noah wompa's listening tah je! Wait till u stuka doe sticks mee have. Mee could settah anything right ateema. Mee'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey um celebrate! Haba mee'll pierce myo thorax. Shave myo tenya. Shack tonka gee do grasshopper. Get do gold tooth um call mikiyuna "dawg"! Mee'm so proud. - jee-jee're starting work today! - Today's doe day. Oome on! All doe good jobs will be gone. Eh, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal. - sa it still available? - Hang on. Two left! Wompa of hoohah's yours! Oongratulations! Step tah doe side. - choy?'d u get? - Picking crud nenoleeya. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Tagwa, sir! Our first day! Jee-jee are ready! Make do choice. - u naga tah bolla first? - noah, u bolla. Oh, myo. Choy?'s available? Restroom attendant's open, nopa che doe reason u tinka. - kickee chance of getting doe Krelman? - Sure, u're on. Mee'm sorry, doe Krelman just closed nenoleeya. Wax monkey's always open. Doe Krelman wata tonka again. Choy? Happened? Do bee died. Makes an opening. Stuka? He's dead. Andoba dead wompa. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead tuta doe punda tonka. Dead tuta doe punda down. Da's life! Oh, this sa so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, choy? Do u tinka mee should. Barry? Barry! All right, jee-jee've got doe sunflower patch noleeya quadrant nine. Choy? Happened tah u? Konchee are u? - mee'm koona nenoleeya. - nenoleeya? Nenoleeya konchee? - nenoleeya ya. - Oh, noah! Mee have tah, before mee bolla tah work che doe rest of myo life. U're gonna nee choo! U're loca! Achuta? Andoba call coming noleeya. If anyone's feeling brave, ya's do Korean deli on 83rd da gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at da. - Isn't da doe kid jee-jee saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. Soong OK, Lou. Jee-jee're gonna take him tonka. Really? Feeling gusha, are u? Sign unko, unko. Just initial da. - no equivalent in huttese. - OK. U got do rain advisory today, um as u all know, bees cannot fly noleeya rain. So be chess ko. As always, watch do brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears um bats. Also, mee got do couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's noleeya do bunky dunko because of it, babbling like do cicada! - da's awful. - um do reminder che u rookies, bee law number wompa, absolutely noah talking tah humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black um yellow! Achuta! U ready che this, hotsa shot? Eh. Eh, koose it on. Wind, wabdah. - tenya, wabdah. - Nectar pack, wabdah. - Wings, wabdah. - Stinger, wabdah. Scared nenoleeya of myo shorts, wabdah. OK, ladies, let's doopee it nenoleeya! Pound those petunias, u striped stem-suckers! All of u, drain those flowers! Wow! Mee'm nenoleeya! Mee can't believe mee'm nenoleeya! So blue. Mee feel so shado um free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This sa Blue Leader. Jee-jee have roses visual. Koose it dee boonkee 30 degrees um hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it dee boonkee. Stand tah doe side, kid. Soong got do bit of do kick. Da sa wompa nectar collector! - Ever stuka pollination tonka close? - noah, sir. Mee pick tonka some pollen unko, sprinkle it over unko. Haba do dash over ya, do pinch on da wompa. Stuka da? Soong do little bit of magic. Da's inkabunga. Why do jee-jee do da? Da's pollen pawa. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey che us. Oool. Mee'm picking tonka do lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Hagwa jee-jee need those? Oopy da visual. Wait. Wompa of these flowers seems tah be on doe doopee. Settah again? U're reporting do moving flower? Affirmative. Da was on doe line! This sa doe coolest. Choy? Sa it? Mee hagwa know, but mee'm loving this color. It smells good. Nopa like do flower, but mee like it. Eh, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. Soong do little grabby. Myo sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get ovv ya! Problem! - Guys! - This could be goola. Affirmative. Ree close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little nyee. U are way nenoleeya of position, rookie! Ooming noleeya at u like do missile! Hopa je! Mee hagwa tinka these are flowers. - Should jee-jee tell him? - mee tinka he knows. Choy? Sa this! Match point! U can start packing tonka, honey, because u're about tah eat it! Yowser! Gross. Ya's do bee noleeya doe car! - Do something! - mee'm driving! - die wanna wanga, bee. - He's bata unko! He's koona tah sting je! Nobody doopee. If u hagwa doopee, he won't sting u. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! Choy? Are u doing! Wow. Doe tension level nenoleeya unko sa unbelievable. Mee gotta get bunky dunko. Oan't fly noleeya rain. Oan't fly noleeya rain. Oan't fly noleeya rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee koona down! Ken, could u close doe window no equivalent in huttese? Ken, could u close doe window no equivalent in huttese? Oheck nenoleeya myo newpa resume. Mee made it into do fold-nenoleeya brochure. U stuka? Folds nenoleeya. Oh, noah. More humans. Mee hagwa need this. Choy? Was da? Haba this tee-tocky. This tee-tocky. This tee-tocky. This tee-tocky! This tee-tocky! This. Drapes! Da sa diabolical. Soong fantastic. Soong got all myo special skills, even myo top-ten favorite movies. Choy?'s number wompa? Star Wars? Nah, mee hagwa bolla che da.. Kankee of stuff. Noah wonder jee-jee shouldn't talk tah hoohah. They're nenoleeya of their minds. Whao mee leave do job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe choy? Mee settah. Ya's doe sun. Haba da's do way nenoleeya. Mee hagwa remember doe sun having do porko 75 on it. Mee predicted global warming. Mee could feel it getting hotter. At first mee thought it was just je. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand bata. These are winter boots. Wait! Hagwa killya him! U know mee'm allergic tah hoohah! This thing could killya je! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have kickee less value than mine? Sa da do statement? Mee'm just saying all life has value. U hagwa know choy? He's capable of feeling. Myo brochure! Ya u bolla, little guy. Mee'm nopa scared of him. Soong an allergic thing. Put da on do resume brochure. Myo whole face could puff tonka. Make it wompa of do special skills. Knocking someone nenoleeya sa also do special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. U know, whatever. - u could put carob chips on ya. - Bye. - Supposed tah be less calories. - Bye. Mee gotta settah something. She saved myo life. Mee gotta settah something. All right, unko it goes. Nah. Choy? Would mee settah? Mee could really get noleeya trouble. Soong do bee law. U're nopa supposed tah talk tah do human. Mee can't believe mee'm doing this. Mee've got tah. Oh, mee can't do it. Oome on! Noah. Tagwa. Noah. Do it. Mee can't. Kava should mee start it? "u like jazz?" noah, da's noah good. Unko she comes! Speak, u stupa! Die wanna wanga! Mee'm sorry. - u're talking. - tagwa, mee know. U're talking! Mee'm so sorry. Noah, soong OK. Soong fine. Mee know mee'm dreaming. But mee hagwa recall koona tah koga. Well, mee'm sure this sa ree disconcerting. This sa do bit of do surprise tah je. Mee mean, u're do bee! Mee am. Um mee'm nopa supposed tah be doing this, but they were all trying tah killya je. Um if it wasn't che u. Mee had tah no equivalent in huttese. Soong just kava mee was raised. Da was do little weird. - mee'm talking gee do bee. - eh. Mee'm talking tah do bee. Um doe bee sa talking tah je! Mee just naga tah settah mee'm grateful. Mee'll leave ateema. - Wait! Kava did u learn tah do da? - choy? Doe talking thing. Same way u did, mee guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." u pick it tonka. - da's ree funny. - eh. Bees are funny. If jee-jee didn't laugh, jee-jee'd cry gee choy? Jee-jee have tah bargon gee. Anyway. Oan mee.. Get u something? - Like choy? Mee hagwa know. Mee mean. Mee hagwa know. Ooffee? Mee hagwa naga tah put u nenoleeya. Soong noah trouble. It takes two minutes. - soong just coffee. - mee hate tah impose. - hagwa be ridiculous! - Actually, mee would love do cup. Hey, u naga rum waffmula? - mee shouldn't. - Have some. - noah, mee can't. - Oome on! Mee'm trying tah lose do couple micrograms. - konchee? - These stripes hagwa hopa. U look grancha! Mee hagwa know if u know anything about fashion. Are u all right? Noah. He's making doe tee noleeya doe cab as they're flying tonka Madison. He finally gets ya. He runs tonka doe steps into doe church. Doe wedding sa on. Um he says, "Watermelon? Mee thought u said Guatemalan. Why would mee marry do watermelon?" Sa da do bee joka? Da's doe kankee of stuff jee-jee do. Eh, different. So, choy? Are u gonna do, Barry? About work? Mee hagwa know. Mee naga tah do myo part che doe hive, but mee can't do it doe way they naga. Mee know kava u feel. - u do? - Sure. Myo parents wanted je tah be do lawyer mo do doctor, but mee wanted tah be do florist. - Really? - myo only interest sa flowers. Our newpa kwee-kunee was just elected gee da same campaign slogan. Anyway, if u look. Ya's myo hive right ya. Stuka it? U're noleeya Sheep Meadow! Tagwa! Mee'm right ovv doe Turtle Pond! Noah way! Mee know da area. Mee lost do toe ring ya once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why nopa? - soong like putting do hat on do knee. - haba mee'll try da. - u all right, ma'am? - Oh, eh. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been grancha. Thanks che doe coffee. Eh, soong noah trouble. Sorry mee couldn't finish it. If mee did, mee'd be tonka doe rest of myo life. Are u? Oan mee take do piece of this gee je? Sure! Unko, have do crumb. - Thanks! - eh. All right. Well, then. Mee guess mee'll stuka u dee boonkee. Mo nopa. OK, Barry. Um no equivalent in huttese so much again. Che before. Oh, da? Da was nothing. Well, nopa nothing, but. Anyway. This can't possibly work. He's all set tah bolla. Jee-jee may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull doe chute. - Sounds inkabunga. - It was inkabunga! It was doe scariest, happiest moment of myo life. Humans! Mee can't believe u were gee humans! Giant, scary humans! Choy? Were they like? Huge um loca. They talk loca. They eat loca giant things. They drive loca. - Do they try um killya u, like on TV? - Some of hoohah. But some of hoohah hagwa. - kava'd u get bata? - Poodle. U did it, um mee'm glad. U saw whatever u wanted tah stuka. U had do "experience." ateema u can pick nenoleeya yourjob um be normal. - Well. - Well? Well, mee met someone. U did? Was she Bee-ish? - do wasp! Do parents will killya u! - noah, noah, noah, nopa do wasp. - Spider? - mee'm nopa attracted tah spiders. Mee know soong doe hottest thing, gee doe eight legs um all. Mee can't get by da face. So coo sa she? She's. Human. Noah, noah. Da's do bee law. U wouldn't break do bee law. - cheekta name's Vanessa. - Oh, nyee. She's so leah. Um she's do florist! Oh, noah! U're dating do human florist! Jee-jee're nopa dating. U're flying cheesa doe hive, talking tah humans da attack our homes gee pawa washers um M-80s! Wompa-eighth do stick of dynamite! She saved myo life! Um she understands je. This sa over! Eat this. This sa nopa over! Choy? Was da? - They call it do crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! Um da's nopa choy? They eat. Da's choy? Falls ovv choy? They eat! - u know choy? Do Oinnabon sa? - noah. Soong bread um cinnamon um frosting. They heat it tonka. Sit down!. Really hotsa! - Listen tah je! Jee-jee are nopa hoohah! Jee-jee're us. Ya's us um ya's hoohah! Tagwa, but coo can deny doe heart da sa yearning? Ya's noah yearning. Stop yearning. Listen tah je! U have got tah start thinking bee, myo pateesa. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Ya hees. He's noleeya doe pool. U know choy? Do problem sa, Barry? Mee gotta start thinking bee? Kava much longer will this bolla on? Soong been three days! Why aren't u working? Mee've got do lot of porko life decisions tah tinka about. Choy? Life? U have noah life! U have noah job. U're barely do bee! Would it killya u tah make do little honey? Barry, come nenoleeya. Do father's talking tah u. Martin, would u talk tah him? Barry, mee'm talking tah u! U coming? Got everything? All set! Bolla ahead. Mee'll catch tonka. Hagwa be peetch long. Watch this! Vanessa! - jee-jee're still unko. - mee told u nopa tah yell at him. He doesn't respond tah yelling! - Then why yell at je? - Because u hagwa listen! Mee'm nopa listening tah this. Sorry, mee've gotta bolla. - konchee are u koona? - mee'm meeting do pateesa. Do girl? Sa this why u can't decide? Bye. Mee just hope she's Bee-ish. They have do huge parade of flowers miki year noleeya Pasadena? Tah be noleeya doe Tournament of Roses, da's miki florist's dream! Tonka on do float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. Do tournament. Do doe roses compete noleeya athletic events? Noah. All right, mee've got wompa. Kava come u hagwa fly everywhere? Soong exhausting. Why hagwa u run everywhere? Soong gran shado. Eh, OK, mee stuka, mee stuka. All right, do moova. TiVo. U can just freeze live TV? Da's insane! U hagwa have da? Jee-jee have Hivo, but soong do disease. Soong do horrible, horrible disease. Oh, myo. Dumb bees! U must naga tah sting all those jerks. Jee-jee try nopa tah sting. Soong usually fatal che us. So u have tah watch do temper. Ree carefully. U kick do wall, take do walk, write an angry letter um throw it nenoleeya. Work through it like kickee emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, myo goodness! Are u OK? Eh. - choy? Sa wrong gee u! - soong do bug. He's nopa bothering kickeeyuna. Pushee of unko, u creep! Choy? Was da? Do Pic 'N' Save circular? Eh, it was. Kava did u know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five sa pretty much our limit. U've really got da down tah do science. - mee lost do cousin tah Italian Vogue. - mee'll buttmalia. Choy? Noleeya doe name of wonky Hercules sa this? Kava did this get unko? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - sa he da actor? - mee never heard of him. - Why sa this unko? - che people. Jee-jee eat it. U hagwa have enough food of do own? - Well, tagwa. - kava do u get it? - Bees make it. - mee know coo makes it! Um soong hard tah make it! Ya's heating, cooling, stirring. U need do whole Krelman thing! - soong organic. - soong our-ganic! Soong just honey, Barry. Just choy! Bees hagwa know about this! This sa stealing! Do lot of stealing! U've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This sa all jee-jee have! Um soong on sale! Mee'm getting tah doe bottom of this. Mee'm getting tah doe bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - u almost done? - Almost. Hees unko. Mee sense it. Well, mee guess mee'll bolla bunky dunko ateema um just leave this leah honey nenoleeya, gee noah wompa dee boonkee. U're busted, box nyee! Mee knew mee heard something. So u can talk! Mee can talk. Um ateema u'll start talking! Konchee u getting doe sweet stuff? Coo's do supplier? Mee hagwa understand. Mee thought jee-jee were friends. Doe last thing jee-jee naga tah do sa upset bees! U're peetch alay! Soong ours ateema! U, sir, have crossed doe wrong sword! U, sir, will be lunch che myo iguana, Ignacio! Konchee sa doe honey coming tuta? Tell je konchee! Honey Farms! It comes tuta Honey Farms! Orazy person! Choy? Horrible thing has happened unko? These faces, they never knew choy? Hit hoohah. Um ateema they're on doe road tah nowhere! Just jeeska still. Choy? U're nopa dead? Do mee look dead? They will wipe anything da moves. Konchee u headed? Tah Honey Farms. Mee am onto something huge unko. Mee'm koona tah Alaska. Moose blood, loca stuff. Blows do head ovv! Mee'm koona tah Tacoma. - um u? - He really sa dead. All right. Uh-oh! - choy? Sa da! - Oh, noah! - do wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! Soong do only chance, bee! Why does everything have tah be so doggone clean! Kava much do u people need tah stuka! Open do eyes! Stick do head nenoleeya doe window! Tuta NPR News noleeya Washington, mee'm Oarl Kasell. But hagwa killya noah more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy! - u hear something? - Like choy? Like tiny screaming. Moova ovv doe radio. Whassup, bee nyee? Hey, Blood. Just do row of honey jars, as far as doe eye could stuka. Wow! Mee assume wherever this truck goes sa konchee they're getting it. Mee mean, da honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - jee-jee're all jammed noleeya. Soong do close community. Nopa us, nek. Jee-jee on our own. Miki mosquito on his own. - choy? If u get noleeya trouble? - u do mosquito, u noleeya trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. Stuka do mosquito, smack, smack! At least u're nenoleeya noleeya doe world. U must meet girls. Mosquito girls try tah trade tonka, get gee do moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl hagwa naga noah mosquito. U got tah be kidding je! Mooseblood's about tah leave doe building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! Mee knew mee'd catch y'all down unko. Did u koose do loca straw? Jee-jee throw it noleeya jars, slap do label on it, um soong pretty much pure profit. Choy? Sa this pa? Do bee's got do brain doe size of do pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck nenoleeya doe newpa smoker. - Oh, sweet. Da's doe wompa u naga. Doe Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs do minute, semi-automatic. Twice doe nicotine, all doe tar. Do couple breaths of this knocks hoohah right nenoleeya. They make doe honey, um jee-jee make doe moulee-rah. "They make doe honey, um jee-jee make doe moulee-rah"? Oh, myo! Choy?'s koona on? Are u OK? Eh. It doesn't last peetch long. Do u know u're noleeya do fake hive gee fake walls? Our kwee-kunee was moved unko. Jee-jee had noah choice. This sa do kwee-kunee? Da's do nek noleeya women's clothes! Da's do drag kwee-kunee! Choy? Sa this? Oh, noah! Ya's hundreds of hoohah! Bee honey. Our honey sa being brazenly stolen on do massive scale! This sa worse than anything bears have done! Mee intend tah do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Coo told u humans are taking our honey? Da's do rumor. Do these look like rumors? Da's do conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. Kava did u get mixed tonka noleeya this? He's been talking tah humans. - choy? - Talking tah humans! He has do human girlfriend. Um they make nenoleeya! Make nenoleeya? Barry! Jee-jee ap-xmasi. - u waba u could. - Whose side are u on? Doe bees! Mee dated do cricket once noleeya San Antonio. Those loca legs kept je tonka all night. Barry, this sa choy? U naga tah do gee do life? Mee naga tah do it che all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, mee remember u coming bunky dunko so overworked do kapa were still stirring. U couldn't stop. Mee remember da. Choy? Right do they have tah our honey? Jee-jee live on two cups do year. They put it noleeya lip balm che noah reason whatsoever! Even if soong true, choy? Can wompa bee do? Sting hoohah konchee it really hurts. Noleeya doe face! Doe eye! - da would hurt. - noah. Tonka doe nose? Da's do killer. Ya's only wompa pa u can sting doe humans, wompa pa konchee it matters. Hive at Five, doe hive's only full-hour action news source. Noah more bee beards! Gee Bob Bumble at doe anchor desk. Weather gee Storm Stinger. Sports gee Buzz Larvi. Um Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. Mee'm Bob Bumble. - um mee'm Jeanette Ohung. Do tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends tah sue doe human chawa che stealing our honey, packaging it um profiting tuta it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, jee-jee'll have three former queens unko noleeya our studio, discussing their newpa book, Olassy Ladies, nenoleeya this week on Hexagon. Tonight jee-jee're talking tah Barry Benson. Did u ever tinka, "mee'm do kid tuta doe hive. Mee can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid tah change doe world. Choy? About Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Konchee mee'm tuta, jee-jee'd never sue humans. Jee-jee were thinking of stickball mo candy stores. Kava old are u? Doe bee community sa supporting u noleeya this case, which will be doe trial of doe bee century. U know, they have do Larry King noleeya doe human world peetch. Soong do common name. Next week. He stuka u um has do show um suspenders um colored dots. Next week. Glasses, quotes on doe bottom tuta doe guest even though u just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy um unko live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, ree Jewish. Noleeya tennis, u attack at doe point of weakness! It was myo grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, cheekta backhand's do joka! Mee'm nopa gonna take advantage of da? Quiet, no equivalent in huttese. Actual work koona on unko. - sa da da same bee? - tagwa, it sa! Mee'm helping him sue doe human chawa. - achuta. - achuta, bee. This sa Ken. Eh, mee remember u. Timberland, size ten um do half. Vibram sole, mee believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, u mo gootu bolla 'cause jee-jee're really busy working. But soong our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why sa yogurt night so difficult! U con thing. U two have been at this che hours! Tagwa, um Adam unko has been do huge hopa. - Frosting. - kava many sugars? Just wompa. Mee try nopa tah use doe magi. So why are u helping je? Bees have good qualities. Um it takes myo mind ovv doe shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets ateema. Those are grancha, if u're three. Um artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get je psychotic! - eh, je peetch. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than do daffodil da's had work done. Haba this could make tonka che it do little bit. - This lawsuit's do pretty porko bargon. - mee guess. U sure u naga tah bolla through gee it? Am mee sure? Whao mee'm done gee doe humans, they won't be able tah settah, "Honey, mee'm bunky dunko, " without paying do royalty! Soong an inkabunga scene unko noleeya downtown Manhattan, konchee doe world anxiously waits, because che doe first tee-tocky noleeya history, jee-jee will hear che ourselves if do honeybee can actually speak. Choy? Have jee-jee gotten into unko, Barry? Soong pretty porko, isn't it? Mee can't believe kava many humans hagwa work during doe day. U tinka billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Mikiyuna needs tah stay behind doe barricade. - choy?'s doe matter? - mee hagwa know, mee just got do chill. Well, if it isn't doe bee team. U boys work on this? All rise! Doe Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of newpa York, Barry Bee Benson v. Doe Honey Industry sa ateema noleeya session. Mr. Montgomery, u're representing doe five food companies collectively? Do privilege. Mr. Benson. U're representing all doe bees of doe world? Mee'm kidding. Tagwa, do Honor, jee-jee're ready tah proceed. Mr. Montgomery, do opening statement, no equivalent in huttese. Ladies um gentlemen of doe jury, myo grandmother was do simple cheeka. Born on do farm, she believed it was nek's divine right tah benefit tuta doe bounty of nature God put before us. If jee-jee lived noleeya doe topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just tinka of choy? Would it mean. Mee would have tah negotiate gee doe silkworm che doe elastic noleeya myo britches! Talking bee! Kava do jee-jee know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! Che all jee-jee know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies um gentlemen, ya's noah trickery unko. Mee'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important tah je. Soong important tah all bees. Jee-jee invented it! Jee-jee make it. Um jee-jee protect it gee our lives. Unfortunately, ya are some people noleeya this room coo tinka they can take it tuta us 'cause jee-jee're doe little guys! Mee'm hoping da, after this sa all over, u'll stuka kava, by taking our honey, u nopa only take everything jee-jee have but everything jee-jee are! Mee waba he'd dress like da all doe tee-tocky. So leah! Oall do first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, porko company u have. Mee suppose so. Mee stuka u also own Honeyburton um Honron! Tagwa, they provide beekeepers che our farms. Beekeeper. Mee find da tah be do ree disturbing term. Mee hagwa imagine u employ kickee bee-free-ers, do u? - noah. - mee couldn't hear u. - noah. - noah. Because u hagwa free bees. U jeeska bees. Nopa only da, it seems u thought do bear would be an appropriate image che do jar of honey. They're ree lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-do-Bear. U mean like this? Bears killya bees! Kava'd u like his head crashing through do living room! Biting into do couch! Spitting nenoleeya do throw pillows! OK, da's enough. Take him neechu. So, Mr. Sting, no equivalent in huttese che being unko. Do name intrigues je. - konchee have mee heard it before? - mee was gee do banda called doe Police. But u've never been do police officer, have u? Noah, mee haven't. Noah, u haven't. Um so unko jee-jee have yet andoba example of bee culture casually stolen by do human che nothing more than do prance-about stage name. Oh, no equivalent in huttese. Have u ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because mee'm feeling do little stung, Sting. Mo should mee settah. Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! Da's nopa his ree name! U idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on do Emmy win che do guest spot on ER noleeya 2005. No equivalent in huttese. No equivalent in huttese. Mee stuka tuta do resume da u're devilishly handsome gee do churning inner turmoil da's ready tah blow. Mee panwa choy? Mee do. Sa da do crime? Nopa yet it isn't. But sa this choy? Soong come tah che u? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so u hagwa have tah rehearse do part um learn do lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! Mee could blow right ateema! This isn't do goodfella. This sa do badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, um jee-jee can all bolla bunky dunko! - Order noleeya this court! - u're all thinking it! Order! Order, mee settah! - settah it! - Mr. Liotta, no equivalent in huttese sit down! Mee tinka it was awfully leah of da bear tah pitch noleeya like da. Mee tinka doe jury's on our side. Are jee-jee doing everything right, legally? Mee'm do florist. Right. Well, unko's tah do grancha team. Tah do grancha team! Well, achuta. - Ken! - achuta. Mee didn't tinka u were coming. Noah, mee was just alay. Mee tried tah call, but. Doe battery. Mee didn't naga all this tah bolla tah waste, so mee called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, da was gusha. Ya's do little left. Mee could heat it tonka. Eh, heat it tonka, sure, whatever. So mee hear u're quite do tennis player. Mee'm nopa much che doe game magoosa. Doe ball's do little grabby. Da's konchee mee usually sit. Right. Ya. Ken, Barry was looking at do resume, um he agreed gee je da eating gee chopsticks isn't really do special skill. U tinka mee hagwa stuka choy? U're doing? Mee know kava hard it sa tah find doe rightjob. Jee-jee have da noleeya common. Do jee-jee? Bees have 100 luto employment, but jee-jee do jobs like taking doe crud nenoleeya. Da's just choy? Mee was thinking about doing. Ken, mee let Barry borrow do razor che his fuzz. Mee hope da was all right. Mee'm koona tah drain doe old stinger. Eh, u do da. Look at da. U know, mee've just about had it gee do little mind games. - choy?'s da? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, da's do lot of pages. Do lot of ads. Remember choy? Van said, why sa do life more valuable than mine? Funny, mee just can't seem tah recall da! Mee tinka something stinks noleeya unko! Mee love doe smell of flowers. Kava do u like doe smell of flames! Nopa as much. Water bug! Nopa taking sides! Ken, mee'm wearing do Ohapstick hat! This sa pathetic! Mee've got issues! Well, well, well, do royal flush! - u're bluffing. - Am mee? Surf's tonka, dude! Poo water! Da bowl sa gnarly. Except che those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! Choy? Are u doing! U know, mee hagwa even like honey! Mee hagwa eat it! Jee-jee need tah talk! He's just do little bee! Um he happens tah be doe nicest bee mee've met noleeya do long tee-tocky! Long tee-tocky? Choy? Are u talking about! Are ya other bugs noleeya do life? Noah, but ya are other things bugging je noleeya life. Um u're wompa of hoohah! Fine! Talking bees, noah yogurt night. Myo nerves are fried tuta riding on this emotional roller coaster! Mee jewz ju, Ken. Um che do information, mee prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by nek! Mee'm sorry about all da. Mee know soong got an aftertaste! Mee like it! Mee always felt ya was some kankee of barrier between Ken um je. Mee couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are u OK che doe trial? Mee believe Mr. Montgomery sa about nenoleeya of ideas. Jee-jee vopa tah call Mr. Barry Benson Bee tah doe stand. Good idea! U can really stuka why he's considered wompa of doe best lawyers. Eh. Layton, u've gotta weave some magic gee this jury, mo soong gonna be all over. Hagwa worry. Doe only thing mee have tah do tah moova this jury dee boonkee sa tah remind hoohah of choy? They hagwa like about bees. - u got doe tweezers? - Are u allergic? Only tah losing, son. Only tah losing. Mr. Benson Bee, mee'll ask u choy?
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2016.11.29 16:01 WishiwasSamSepiol New Calendar Feed, Email to Todoist update, Comment Drafts, Night owl change reverted

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2016.11.22 19:03 Rica_Patin Year Jump Success/Failures (updated)

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Year Jump Success/Failures.
Put this together awhile ago because I was bored and continue updating it every year. Thought I’d share.
I started this list at 1997 since that was the debut of One Piece and began the era of modern Jump.
These aren’t the perfect criteria to judge success by, but it’s the one I’m using.
Huge Success= Became a defining series for Jump.
Notable Success= 3 Or More Years
Quasi Success= Ran for 1-2 Years (with exceptions for short series who received anime)
For 2014+ these are tentative guesses on success.
1997
13 New Series
1 Huge Success (One Piece)
3 Notable Success (Hanasaka Tenshi Tenten-kun, I’’s, Leader Den Takeshi)
1 Quasi Success (Meiryotei Gotoseijuro)
1 Mini-series (Cowa!)
7 Failures (Watashi no Kaeru-sama, Butsu Zone, Wrestling With Momoko, Merry Wind, Joka Joker, Cool: Rental Body Guard, Kirin: The Last Unicorn)
6 Success END (Rokudenashi Blues, Tottemo Luckyman!, Captain Tsubasa: World Youth, Level E, Sexy Commando, Gaiden)
1998
11 New Series
3 Huge Success- (Hunter x Hunter, Rookies, Shaman King)
2 Notable Success (Whistle, Rising Impact)
1 Mini-series (Kajika)
5 Failures (Ei-Row, Shonen Tantei Q, Kappa Revolution, Base Boys, Boku wa Shonen Tantei Dan)
3 Success END (Midori no Makibao, Jinnai Ryūjujutsu Butōden Majima-kun Suttobasu!!, Wild Half)
1999
13 New Series
3 Huge Success- (Naruto, Hikaru no Go, Prince of Tennis)
10 Failures (Shinkaigyo, Yamato Gensoki, Shukyu-den, Daisuo Dice King, Bushizawa Receive, Mahhaheddo, Survibee, Childragon, ZombiePowder, Romancers)
4 Success End (Hareluya II, Jigoku Sensei Nube, Ruroni Kenshin, Meiryotei Gotoseijuro)
2000
13 New Series
1 Huge Success (Jaguar)
2 Notable Success (Stone Ocean, Black Cat)
1 Quasi Success (Bremen)
1 Mini-series (Sandland)
8 Failures (Tsurikkizu Pintaro, Sanjushi, Normandy Secret Club, Kaiser Spike, Rocket de Tsukinukero!, Junjo Pine, Lilim Kiss, Bakabakashino!)
3 Success End (Hoshin Engi, Hanasaka Tenshi Tenten-kun, I”s)
2001
11 New Series
1 Huge Success (Bleach)
2 Notable Success (Bobobo, Mr. Fullswing)
7 Failures (Gun Blaze West!, Jushin Ikaritorajiro, Karasuman, Magician, I’m A Faker, Grand Vacan, Mononoke! Nyantaro, Sowaka)
2002
10 New Series
1 Huge Success (Eyeshield 21)
1 Notable Success (Ichigo 100%)
1 Quasi Success (Pretty Face)
8 Failures (Sakuratetsu Taiwahen, Akkera Kanjincho, Shonen Espa Nejime, Number 10, Sword Breaker, AON, Ultra Red)
2 Success End (Leader Den Takeshi, Rising Impact)
2003
11 New Series
1 Quasi Success (Buso Renkin)
10 Failures (Granada, Tattoo Hearts, Yamikami Kou, Santa!, Kicks Megamix, Gocchan desu!, Kanagawa Isonan Futengumi, Sengoku Rappaden Sasori, Thoroughbred to Yobanai de, Kannade)
4 Success End (Rookies, Whistle!, Hikaru no Go, Pretty Face)
2004
12 New Series
4 Huge Success (Death Note, Gintama, Reborn! D. Gray Man)
1 Notable Success (Muhyo and Roji)
1 Exception (Steel Ball Run moved magazines)
6 Failures (Live, Gedo the Unidentified Mysterious Boy, Muteki Tetsuhime Spin-chan, Shonen Guardian, Chijo Saisoku Seishun Takkyu Puyan, WaqWaq)
3 Success End (Yugioh, Shaman King, Black Cat)
2005
9 New Series
1 Notable Success (Neuro)
3 Quasi Success (Takaya, Mieru Hito, Taizo Moteo Saga)
1 Exception (Beshari Kurashi moved magazines)
4 Failures (Yuto, Kain, Kirihoshi, Odoboro Poruta)
3 Success End (Bobobo, Ichigo 100%, Buso Renkin)
2006
11 New Series
1 Notable Success (To-Love Ru)
4 Quasi Success (Shinetsu BoBoBo, Maison Du Penguin,Mx0, P2 Pingpong)
6 Failures (Tsugihagi Hyoryusakka, Takaya, Nazo no Murasame-kun, Over Time, Zan, Hand’s)
2 Success End (Death Note, Mieru Hito)
2007
11 New Series
1 Notable Success (Sket Dance)
3 Quasi Success (Samurai Usagi, Boku no Watashi no Yusha Gaku, Hatsuoki Limited)
7 Failures (Blue Dragon, Corrector M&Y, Junbor Balutronica, Volleyball Tsukai Godago, Hitomi no Catoblepas, Belmonde Le VisiteuR)
3 Success End (Taizo Moteo Saga, Shinetsu BoBoBo, P2 Pingpong)
2008
13 New Series
1 Huge Success (Bakuman)
3 Notable Success (Nurahiyon no Mago, Toriko, Inumarudashi)
1 Quasi Success (Psyren)
8 Failures (K.O. Sen, Muddy, Shiritsu Poseidon Gakuen Kotobu, Bari Haken, Double Arts, Dogashi Kaden!, Chagecha, Asklepios)
6 Success End (Prince of Tennis, Muhyo to Roji, Mx0, Samurai Usagi, Boku no Watashi no Yusha Gaku, Hatsukoi Limited,
2009
14 New Series
1 Huge Success (Kuroko no Basuke)
2 Notable Success (Beelzebub, Medaka Box)
1 Quasi Success (Hokenshitsu no Shinigami)
10 Failures (Meister, Bokke-san, Hoopmen, Akaboshi, Anedoki, Kagijin, Wasshoi! Waji Mania, Super Dog Rilienthal, Neko Wappa!, Shinseiki Idol Densetsu Kanata Seven Change)
4 Success End (Eyeshield 21, D. Gray Man (moved to Jump SQ), Neuro, To Love Ru)
2010
8 New Series
1 Quasi Success (Enigma)
7 Failures (Lock On!, Kiben Gakuha, Metallica Metalluca, Shonen Shikku, SWOT, Oumagadoki Doubutsuen, Light Wing)
2 Success End (Jaguar, Psyren)
2011
10 New Series
1 Notable Success (Nisekoi)
2 Quasi Successes (Magico, Kurogane)
7 Failures (Dois Sol, Marchen Oji Grimm, Sengoku Armors, Kikai Banashi Hanasaka Ikkyu, ST&RS, Kagami no Kuni no Harisugawa, Pakky!)
2 Success End (Hokenshitsu no Shinigami, Enigma)
2012
13 New Series
3 Huge Success (Haikyuu, AssClass, Shokugeki no Soma)
1 Notable Success (Saiki Kusuo no Sainan)
1 Miniseries (Koganeiro)
8 Failures (Pajama na Kanojo, Koisome Momiji, Sensei no Bulge, Takamagahara, Retsu! Date Senpai, Cross Manage, Hungry Joker, Shinmai Fukei Kiruko-san)
5 Success End (Nurahiyon no Mago, Bakuman, Inumarudashii, Magico, Reborn!)
2013
11 New Series
2 Notable Success (World Trigger, Isobe Isobe Monogatari)
2 Quasi Success (Soul Catcher(S) (Transferred to bimonthly magazine Jump NEXT after a little over a year of serialization)
1 Miniseries (Ginga Patrol Jaco)
6 Failures (Koisuru Edison, Mutou Black, Smoky BB, Kurokuroku, Hime-doll, Hachi, Koi no Cupid)
3 Success End (Sket Dance, Medaka Box, Kurogane)
2014 (so far)
16 new series
1 Huge Success (My Hero Academia)
1 Notable Success (Hinomarou Sumo)
2 Mini-Series (Sore Ike! Yuugou-Kun, Moromono no Jijou)
1 Exception (iShoujo moved magazines)
14 Failures (Iron Knight, Tokyo Wonder Boys, Stealth Symphony, Illegal Rare, Mitsukubi Condor, Yoakemono, Sporting Salt, Hi-Fi Cluster, Judos, Takujo no Ageha, E-robot)
4 Success End (Naruto, Kuroko no Basuke, Beelzebub, Soul Catchers)
2015 (so far)
13 new series
1 Notable Success (Black Clover)
2 (likely) Quasi Success (Straighten Up!, Samon-Kun Wa Summoner
9 Failures (Gakyuu Houtei, Cyborg Roggy, Ultra Battle Satellite, Kagamigami, Lady Justice, Devily Man, Best Blue, Buddy Strike, Mononofu)
1 Mini-series (Naruto Gaiden)
2016 (so far)
11 New series
4 (likely) Notable success (Kimetsu no Yaiba, Boruto, Ghost Tits, Yakusoku no Neverland)
5 Failures (Takuan to Batsu, Love Rush, Red Sprite, Amalgam of Distortion, Spring Weapon #1)
2 Undetermined (Demon’s Plan, Ore Golazo)
5 Success End (AssClass, Nisekoi, Bleach, Kochikame, Toriko)
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2016.07.24 04:13 _endlessmike [ESA] VOD Thread 2016

Schedule is subject to change but I'll do my best to keep it accurate. The up to date schedule can be found at www.esamarathon.com/schedule or horaro.org/esa/2016.
Bonus Runs will be added
Please leave a comment, PM or message me on the GDQ or ESA Discord to report any inaccuracies!
Shout out to suudo for the VOD Thread format
Links for ESA:
ESA Homepage
ESA Twitch
Vote for your favorite run(s) of each day:
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Day 4
Day 5
Day 6

Marathon

Game Runner / Channel VOD Link
Tomb Raider II xRikux89 01:21:38
Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy Sajiki 00:35:52
American McGee's Alice Arctice 01:02:23
Grand Theft Auto: The Lost and Damned Noz 01:25:41
SOMA Nord 01:19:55
Outlast Tirean 00:43:01
Resident Evil 3: Nemesis Magn00zl 00:44:56
Just Cause Nord 01:52:19
Aliens versus Predator 2 cruxit 00:17:11
Wrack PenAgain 00:17:12
Doritos Crash Course Respite, Bensagram 00:24:00
Legend of Kay Muffin42 00:55:29
Metal Gear MSX Pogington 00:29:14
Crash Bandicoot mikl 00:49:18
Herc's Adventures Chfou 01:10:16
Disney's Tarzan china, Joelnir, Jazzy, T1g3r_94 00:23:35
Kero Blaster Shadax 00:35:43
Tiny Toon Adventures 3 Edenal 00:14:08
Tiny Toon Adventures Garadas 00:13:42
Yume Penguin Monogatari CartinaCow, EndySWE 00:10:53
River City Ransom Niss3 00:09:58
Batman: The Video Game (NES) EndySWE, dxtr, InfestedRiche 00:11:08
Axiom Verge Zecks, Brother_main, gvirus 00:38:00
Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage! Tyzerra 01:51:09
Jak II I300M3R, Raccoon_1337, Dexz, Ricky 01:11:24
Dark Souls 3 Elajjaz 01:19:47
Grand Theft Auto III karl__k 01:11:36
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin Kotti 01:11:38
BioShock Infinite heny 01:56:16
Thief: Gold pitpo 00:57:56
Star Trek: Voyager - Elite Force Sphere 00:54:09
F.D.N.Y. Firefighter bangerra, oasiz 00:36:41
Dynowarz: Destruction of Spondylus laml 00:19:49
Metal Storm dxtr 00:13:43
The Addams Family IndDragPack 00:08:54
The Addams Family (GB) bangerra 00:11:00
The Lucky Dime Caper Starring Donald Duck KrazyRasmus, btrim 00:28:28
Legend of Illusion starring Mickey Mouse btrim 00:15:57
Magical Quest 3 Starring Mickey and Donald alowishus 00:31:14
The Legend of Dark Witch - Episode 2 Crippe 00:24:08
Star Fox Zero Pottoww 00:34:11
FAST Racing NEO E_Dragon, PreFiXAUT, DivisionX 00:23:38
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (NES) InfestedRiche, EndySWE 00:09:10
DuckTales 2 Garadas 00:10:59
DuckTales Nudua, EndySWE, dxtr, Purjo83 00:08:57
Pikmin 3 360Chrism 01:01:08
Bloodborne MrTakahashi 01:36:06
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes E_Dragon 01:31:17
Wario Land 3 pr0te 00:50:04
Super Mario Bros. 3 Kirua 01:12:56
Nintendo Nightmare Pull 00:28:18
Borderlands 2 Incalex, Vermirtar, Filly_Vinyl, Stenkaempen 01:56:53
Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light randompinkbunny, DrTChops 00:26:23
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time tocaloni1, epicdudeguy 01:24:51
Arabian Nights Kotti 00:43:16
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 5exual_Tyrannosaurus 00:44:42
Lands of Lore III cruxit 00:49:18
Ultima Underworld II: Labyrinth of Worlds pitpo 00:30:47
Nox Pjoxt 00:46:27
A Story About My Uncle PenAgain 00:32:30
Total Overdose zoton2 01:03:41
You Are Empty Tezur0 00:42:47
Winx Club SerSanju 00:43:16
Escape Goat 2 Arctice 00:19:53
Goat Simulator Riekelt 00:30:27
Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee Samtastic 00:12:54
Final Fantasy XII Freddeh 06:49:54
Ori and the Blind Forest Definitive Edition joka 00:38:49
Shadow Complex Remastered Greenalink 01:04:46
Half-Life COOLKID 00:43:20
Quake Elgu 00:15:57
Quake II (PC) Brainfluid 00:22:49
Chex Quest 3 Freddeh 00:22:25
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves epicdudeguy 01:49:09
Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation xRikux89 01:37:44
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones criban 01:06:16
Resident Evil 0 Remaster Pessimism 01:16:24
inFAMOUS Festival of Blood SerSanju 00:25:17
Jade Cocoon: Story of the Tamamayu JackOfHearts 00:57:44
Buck Bumble Rueake 00:38:26
Beetle Adventure Racing! andypanther 00:37:08
Pulseman Naegleria 00:46:46
Croc: Legend of the Gobbos puppetmaster 01:45:07
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (PC) Respite 01:27:25
Futurama Henneko_ 01:17:03
Koumajou Densetsu 2: Stranger Requiem Shadax 00:21:42
Metroid Fusion Eagle 01:45:09
Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep Final Mix HD RebelDragon95 01:10:35
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past KRob16 01:38:55
The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Tompa, Baffan 00:22:32
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night Metako 00:18:54
Quint's Revenge snapcase 00:22:05
Mega Man CartinaCow 00:21:05
Mega Man 7 joka 00:45:56
I Wanna Be The Boshy BBF 00:35:57
The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth Shigan 00:29:29
TimeSplitters 2 JangBang 00:35:31
Halo 5: Guardians Distro, A_Royal_Hobo 01:57:19
Dragon Age: Origins Fatzke 00:54:42
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind DrTChops 00:27:42
Two Worlds Shaddex 01:04:27
Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter Tezur0 00:43:24
Driver: You Are The Wheelman pitpo, UltimaOmega07, Mhmd_FVC, Noz 01:44:32
Tekken 3 Shirdel 01:02:59
Judge Dredd: Dredd vs. Death Arctice, DrTChops 00:27:24
Environmental Station Alpha Jazzy, puppetmaster 00:19:50
Portal karl__k 00:13:44
Tetris The Grand Master Qlex 01:00:00
Master of Darkness btrim 00:25:39
X-Men: Mojo World FingersTehHand, RoboSparkle 00:08:52
The Flash RoboSparkle 00:17:05
Mega Turrican Burb 00:20:57
Chiki Chiki Boys JohnUK89 00:19:30
Ooze (Action 52) Alko 00:05:34
Phantasy Star II kruskader 00:43:18
Donkey Kong '94 Shiekrunner 01:11:54
Chip 'N Dale: Rescue Rangers EndySWE, KrazyRasmus, Nudua 00:11:04
Freedom Planet SuccinctAndPunchy 00:48:34
SEGA Bass Fishing Fuzzyness 00:06:22
Super Smash Bros. Melee Fuzzyness 00:40:36
F-Zero GX E_Dragon 00:23:00
Pokémon Snap Drogeriehund 00:26:43
Yu-Gi-Oh! Forbidden Memories Mergy 00:47:19
Fable: The Lost Chapters Etem_T 01:31:38
Command & Conquer: Generals tyriounet 00:45:23
Catherine Mrzwanzig 01:28:34
Disgaea 2: Dark Hero Days PinkPajamas 02:17:21
BattleBlock Theater SeductiveSpatula, HaosEdge 01:24:45
Limbo Zet, Meleagant, Yajijy 00:43:42
Cornerstone (Run Invalid) Arctice, Savusukka, MolluskMoth, Kotti 00:23:45
Q.U.B.E. etholon, Fatzke 00:31:44
Dishonored Janmumrik 00:42:39
Fallout 4 BubblesDelFuego 01:06:50
Kirby's Dream Land Fretzi 00:13:33
Kirby Super Star Ultra Kinnin11 02:08:14
Ninja Gaiden (NES) InfestedRiche, dxtr 00:13:35
Ratchet & Clank Ricky 00:26:07
Super Mario World Akisto 01:26:24
Super Mario 64 Relay Race Flippy_o, dwhatever, Fuzzyness, Noizeeh, MashSRL, Drogeriehund, srb 02:00:38
Finale Everyone 00:38

Bonus Stream

Game Runner / Channel VOD Link
Deus Ex Human Revolution Meme Runs Akkarin, DJFPaul 01:30:00
Nitronic Rush Lordmau5 00:26:00
Tomb Raider III: Adventures of Lara Croft Eidgod 01:47:56
Deus Ex Meme Runs Heinki 00:43:47
Hearthstone: Curse of Naxxramas Joshimuz 00:52:27
Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars Greenalink 00:03:42
Shinobi Greenalink 00:13:29
Super Mario Bros. 2 Special Edition Greenalink 00:50:24
Jak 3 (Any %) I300M3R 00:59:33
Jak 3 (New Game+) I300M3R 00:24:29
Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon Tompa 01:05:30
Kirby's Epic Yarn Matse007 01:42:00
Tekken 5 Shirdel 01:29:27
Dog's Life Ricky 00:15:41
Metal Gear 2 FingersTehHand 00:55:37
Crash Team Racing Pull 00:52:39
Pandora's Tower Legrandgrand 02:35:23
Strider (2014) MLSTRM 01:11:07
Star Wars: Dark Forces JackOfHearts 00:37:08
Yu-Gi-Oh! Forbidden Memories Mergy 05:25:52
Bonus Stream Finale Everyone END
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2016.06.29 05:37 Rica_Patin Yearly Jump Success/Failures

Put this together awhile ago because I was bored. Thought I’d share. I update it every 6 months and usually post it in the Mangahelpers WSJ thread.
I started this list at 1997 since that was the debut of One Piece and began the era of modern Jump.
These aren’t the perfect criteria to judge success by, but it’s the one I’m using.
Huge Success= Became a defining series for Jump.
Notable Success= 3 Or More Years
Quasi Success= Ran for 1-2 Years (with the exception of Hatsukoi Limited because despite its short length it received an anime)
1997
13 New Series
1 Huge Success (One Piece)
3 Notable Success (Hanasaka Tenshi, I’’s, Leader Den Takeshi)
1 Quasi Success (Meiryotei Gotoseijuro)
1 Mini-series (Cowa!)
7 Failures (Watashi no Kaeru-sama, Butsu Zone, Wrestling With Momoko, Merry Wind, Joka Joker, Cool: Rental Body Guard, Kirin: The Last Unicorn)
1998
11 New Series
3 Huge Success- (Hunter x Hunter, Rookies, Shaman King)
4 Notable Success (Whistle, Rising Impact)
1 Mini-series (Kajika)
5 Failures (Ei-Row, Shonen Tantei Q, Kappa Revolution, Base Boys, Boku wa Shonen Tantei Dan)
1999
13 New Series
3 Huge Success- (Naruto, Hikaru no Go, Prince of Tennis)
10 Failures (Shinkaigyo, Yamato Gensoki, Shukyu-den, Daisuo Dice King, Bushizawa Receive, Mahhaheddo, Survibee, Childragon, ZombiePowder, Romancers)
2000
13 New Series
3 Notable Success (Stone Ocean, Black Cat, Jaguar)
1 Quasi Success (Bremen)
1 Mini-series (Sandland)
8 Failures (Tsurikkizu Pintaro, Sanjushi, Normandy Secret Club, Kaiser Spike, Rocket de Tsukinukero!, Junjo Pine, Lilim Kiss, Bakabakashino!)
2001
11 New Series
1 Huge Success (Bleach)
2 Notable Success (Bobobo, Mr. Fullswing)
7 Failures (Gun Blaze West!, Jushin Ikaritorajiro, Karasuman, Magician, I’m A Faker, Grand Vacan, Mononoke! Nyantaro, Sowaka)
2002
10 New Series
1 Huge Success (Eyeshield 21)
1 Notable Success (Ichigo 100%)
1 Quasi Success (Pretty Face)
8 Failures (Sakuratetsu Taiwahen, Akkera Kanjincho, Shonen Espa Nejime, Number 10, Sword Breaker, AON, Ultra Red)
2003
11 New Series
1 Quasi Success (Buso Renkin)
10 Failures (Granada, Tattoo Hearts, Yamikami Kou, Santa!, Kicks Megamix, Gocchan desu!, Kanagawa Isonan Futengumi, Sengoku Rappaden Sasori, Thoroughbred to Yobanai de, Kannade)
2004
12 New Series
4 Huge Success (Death Note, Gintama, Reborn! D. Gray Man)
1 Notable Success (Muhyo and Roji)
1 Exception (Steel Ball Run moved magazines)
6 Failures (Live, Gedo the Unidentified Mysterious Boy, Muteki Tetsuhime Spin-chan, Shonen Guardian, Chijo Saisoku Seishun Takkyu Puyan, WaqWaq)
2005
9 New Series
1 Notable Success (Neuro)
3 Quasi Success (Takaya, Mieru Hito, Taizo Moteo Saga)
1 Exception (Beshari Kurashi moved magazines)
4 Failures (Yuto, Kain, Kirihoshi, Odoboro Poruta)
2006
11 New Series
1 Huge Success (To-Love Ru)
4 Quasi Success (Shinetsu BoBoBo, Maison Du Penguin,Mx0, P2 Pingpong
6 Failures (Tsugihagi Hyoryusakka, Takaya, Nazo no Murasame-kun, Over Time, Zan, Hand’s)
2007
11 New Series
1 Notable Success (Sket Dance)
3 Quasi Success (Samurai Usagi, Boku no Watashi, Hatsuoki Limited)
7 Failures (Blue Dragon, Corrector M&Y, Junbor Balutronica, Volleyball Tsukai Godago, Boku no Watashi no Yusha Gaku, Hitomi no Catoblepas, Belmonde Le VisiteuR)
2008
13 New Series
1 Huge Success (Bakuman)
3 Notable Success (Nurahiyon no Mago, Toriko, Inumarudashi)
1 Quasi Success (Psyren)
8 Failures (K.O. Sen, Muddy, Shiritsu Poseidon Gakuen Kotobu, Bari Haken, Double Arts, Dogashi Kaden!, Chagecha, Asklepios)
2009
14 New Series
1 Huge Success (Kuroko no Basuke)
2 Notable Success (Beelzebub, Medaka Box)
1 Quasi Success (Hokenshitsu no Shinigami)
10 Failures (Meister, Bokke-san, Hoopmen, Akaboshi, Anedoki, Kagijin, Wasshoi! Waji Mania, Super Dog Rilienthal, Neko Wappa!, Shinseiki Idol Densetsu Kanata Seven Change)
2010
8 New Series
1 Quasi Success (Enigma)
7 Failures (Lock On!, Kiben Gakuha, Metallica Metalluca, Shonen Shikku, SWOT, Omagadoki Dobutsuen, Light Wing)
2011
10 New Series
1 Huge Success (Nisekoi)
2 Quasi Successes (Magico, Kurogane)
7 Failures (Dois Sol, Marchen Oji Grimm, Sengoku Armors, Kikai Banashi Hanasaka Ikkyu, ST&RS, Kagami no Kuni no Harisugawa, Pakky!)
2012
13 New Series
3 Huge Success (Haikyuu, AssClass, Shokugeki no Soma)
1 Notable Success (Saiki Kuso no Sainan)
1 Miniseries (Koganeiro)
8 Failures (Pajama na Kanojo, Koisome Momiji, Sensei no Bulge, Takamagahara, Retsu! Date Senpai, Cross Manage, Hungry Joker, Shinmai Fukei Kiruko-san)
2013
11 New Series
2 Notable Success (World Trigger, Isobe Isobe Monogatari)
2 Quasi Success (Soul Catcher(S) (Transferred to bimonthly magazine Jump NEXT after a little over a year of serialization)
1 Miniseries (Ginga Patrol Jaco)
6 Failures (Koisuru Edison, Mutou Black, Smoky BB, Kurokuroku, Hime-doll, Hachi, Koi no Cupid)
2014 (so far)
16 new series
1 Huge Success (My Hero Academia)
1 Notable Success (Hinomarou Sumo)
1 Quasi Success (iShoujo, technically was a failure in Jump, but serialization was quickly moved over to Jump+ where it still continues to this day despite many Jump+ manga getting axed just as frequently as in paper Jump)
2 Mini-Series (Sore Ike! Yuugou-Kun, Moromono no Jijou)
14 Failures (Iron Knight, Tokyo Wonder Boys, Stealth Symphony, Illegal Rare, Mitsukubi Condor, Yoakemono, Sporting Salt, Hi-Fi Cluster, Judos, Takujo no Ageha, E-robot)
2015 (so far)
13 new series
2 Huge Success (Black Clover, Samon-Kun Wa Summoner)
2 Quasi Success (Straighten Up!, Mononofu)
8 Failures (Gakyuu Houtei, Cyborg Roggy, Ultra Battle Satellite, Kagamigami, Lady Justice, Devily Man, Best Blue, Buddy Strike)
1 Mini-series (Naruto Gaiden)
2016 (so far)
4 New series
2 Notable success (Kimetsu no Yaiba, Ghost Tits) (likely to become huge success)
1 Failure (Takuan to Batsu no Nichijou Enma-chou) (assuming it won't catch on. Jump is far too crowded right now for such a forgettable fodder series to catch on)
1 Undetermined (Boruto)
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2015.09.28 17:48 nhudson 5th Annual Fall FestivAle at Cobb Lane

Now that everything is finalized, I wanted to announce that this years Fall FestivAle will be on November 22nd at Cobb Lane. The event will run from 2-5pm. Tickets will be $29 advanced, $39 at the door and will go on sale starting October 12th.
edited with Beer list
So this list is ever changing, or at least it has been throughout the day. For the most up-to-date list please go to this blog post
Brewery Beer 1 Beer 2 Beer 3 Beer 4
5Pts Brewing The Devil's Elxir Dunkelweizen RIP Flanders Firkin Valor
Rocket Republic Grapefruit Mach One Terrestiale Dark Matter Steam Pumpkin
Ghost Train Imperial Pilsner dry hopped Imperial Pilsner w/ginger Dark Ride Terminal Station
Cahaba *Diamante Coffee Milk Stout Third Anniversary Irish Stout White IPA
Fairhope Pumpkin up the Jam Judge Roy Bean Football Saison Amber
Back Forty Cuban Coffee Sweet Potato Casserole Brown Persimmon Pilsner Truck Stop Honey
Good People Gordo Session #4 Amber One Snakehandler
Avondale Battlefield IPA No Joka Mocha BA Pumpkin Saison
Yellowhammer 5th Anniver Rebellion Lost Highway 1819
Blue Pants Weedys IPA Fall Festbier IPL *COP w/ Vannilla
Straight to Ale BA Pumkin BA Oktoberfest Dunkel Lily Flagg
Druid City Sour Ale Double Downtown Porter
Cheaha Brewing
*Collab beer between FTH and Cahaba. Coffee Milk Stout with Guatemala El Diamante coffee.
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2015.09.03 19:50 stevilla Piglet's final stream in America Q&A

(Translated by happyytimess and shdwfeather)
 
Piglet: Haven't thought about future plans. I'll decide when I go to Korea
 
Q: what do you want to eat the most?  
A: mom's food
 
Q: what are you going to miss the most from TL?  
A: we've been friends for a year so I think I'll miss everyone
 
Q: do you want to change roles?  
A: hm, I want to, but I'm not sure.
 
Q: where do you feel ill?  
A: just all over I'm uncomfortable, so I need to go to the hospital to find out
 
Q: do you have anything to say to your fans?  
A: I'll say things at the end
 
Q: Will you use twitter in Korea?  
A: I'll try my best at twitter, as my english allows~
 
Q: Will you continue being a progamer?  
A: Honestly, it's one of the things I'm thinking about, whether not to continue going pro. I need to think on it in more detail
 
Q: Will you stream on afreeca?  
A: I do want to stream there, but we have a contract with twitch.tv, so I'm not sure
 
Q: what was your favourite part about NA?  
A: experiencing another culture
 
Q: You'll post lots of pix on instagram right?  
A: if I can, I'll upload. but I think it'll just be pix of me drinking with my friends
 
fan: Don't drink too much!  
A: if the doctor says don't drink, I won't, hehe
 
Q: whats the best way to contact you?  
A: well, coming to see me in person is the best. if I have time and Korean fans have time
 
Q: what's something you want to do the most in Korea?  
A: I want to meet the people I love
 
Q: we meant non-Korean fans.  
A: oh, for foreign fans, just twitter, I think
 
Q: How long will you be in Korea?  
A: Not sure, I could remain in Korea or I could come back
 
Q: will you post pix with FeniX in instagram?  
A: if I can meet him, I'll post
 
Q: Will you meet any former SKT members?  
A: not sure, but will try to meet coach kkoma or head coach choi or my manger
 
Q: whats you'r favourite english word?  
A: of course, ***
 
Q: you'll continue smiling, right?  
A: what kinda question is that? if things go well, I'll smile
 
Q: do you have a date you need to make your decision by?  
A: yeah, I do have a date
 
Q: what do you think of the casters during games?  
A: I can't really understand them so well, so not sure
 
Q: what will you miss most from NA?  
A: I think I'll only find out once I get to Korea
 
Q: who's the person you're closest with on another team?  
A: oh, not sure about that either
 
Q: what do you want to eat in Korea the most? other than alcohol  
A: just, my mom's cooking.
 
jokasteve: Why your dick so small  
Piglet: hey  
Piglet: why u so fcking bm  
Piglet: why so rude  
Piglet: man
 
Q: you said you wanted to change how scrims and solo q practice works in TL. what did you mean by that?  
A: so one thing, for e.g. there's nothing like after scrims, you have to play 10 games of solo q
 
Q: any plans to study, university etc?  
A: waste of money. I'm doing fine without it
 
Q: any thoughts on where to travel?  
A: I want go just go somewhere I can relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax without thinking about anything
 
Q: how about abroad for travelling?  
A: no thoughts. waste of money
 
Q: honestly, who do you think is cutest of the winnie the pooh characters?  
A: an obvious question. of course piglet!!
 
Q: when will you dye your hair pink?  
A: when I can~  
Q: post pix!  
A: yes sir
 
Q: most memorable game?  
A: all the games I lost.
 
Q: do you think lol will last a long time?  
A: if people continue to play the game honestly (?) will go long time
 
Q: which position do you want to change to if you do change?  
A: support/mid
 
Q: what about least fav role?  
A: not top.
 
Q: why support?  
A: 'cause it's easy
 
Q: why not top/  
A: I love fighting, but top fighting is so boring so I don't like
 
Q: can we watch that baron steal together one more time?  
A: but that's so old why? hehe... get fked. I watched.
 
Q: favourite kpop group?  
A: no favourite
 
Q: will you solo q a lot in korea?  
A: whenever I have time I'll practice solo q, I think I might practice a lot, probably
 
Q: advice for wanna be pros?  
A: practice 20 hours a day and sleep/eat for only 4. then you'll be a good pro
 
Q: whats the best/worst memory while being a pro?  
A: best is winning games. worst is when we lost or when there were no games
 
Q: so you'll go to physio regularly right?  
A: erm, to be honest, I'm worried that I might go once or twice and then get annoyed with it and not go...
 
Q: what's your favourite memory from streaming?  
A: just when people watch me
 
Q: what platform will you stream on after twitch contract?  
A: probably something easy
 
Q: why do you need to go to physio??  
A: my wrists are bad, it's been a while
 
Q: whats the most memorable stream?  
A: hm, not sure about that one. I think I just liked all of my streams.
 
Q: you're not suprirsed by your own footsteps in cs:go anymore... gonna play more in Korea?  
A: nah, korean soloq pops fast, so no cs:go probs
 
Q: fav memory from TL house?  
A: don't know... nothing really
 
Q: do you feel your english improved?  
A: dunno either. my english still sucks
 
Piglet: Hard to meet in Korea. I only have my own house address so;;
 
Q: difference in NA/KR?  
A: Korea is waaay harder. because even from korean solo q, people try harder so it's harder.
 
Q: who's the person you've had the best synergy with? SKT/TL both?  
A: nobody but poo mandu. he just knows me the best
 
Q: even if you don't come back as a player, will you visit  
NA? A: if I have spare cash
 
Q: last words to your fans?  
A: ooh I wrote something down.
 
Q: with mic?  
A: again? with the mic?
 
Q: yes pls :(
 
Piglet: if I alt f4 it'll just go off right?
Piglet: oh, I can't find the thing I wrote. Already disconnected stuff. I gotta go...
Piglet: bye bye, thank you
Piglet: wtf turn off this crazy machine
FeniX: why do you keep talking like you're never coming back?????????????????????
 
Piglet: BYE
 
Joka then teased Piglet's viewers by doing a Piglet impression by calling us "Bronze Guys". Piglet interjected and said, "No, my viewers are now Diamond."
 
https://gyazo.com/174580bbf2ddf737499e61520fc8722e
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2012.04.07 09:53 cauchy37 "First C++ KeygenMe" by leevion

Getting harder..
Rules: 1. Get the serial. It will be different every time, so you should make an keygen that generates serial with the same algorythm. 2. Do not patch! 3. Write a tutorial
Hints: Serial consists of 30 numbers!!
DIFFICULTY: 2
PLATFORM: Windows
LANGUAGE: C/C++
DATE: 02. Dec, 2008
DOWNLOADS: us de
SOLUTION by joka (on 09. dec, 2008) us de
SOLUTION by helldashx (on 09. dec, 2008) us de
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2012.04.07 09:52 cauchy37 "ReWrit's Crackme #7" by rewrit

ReWrit's Crackme#7
This crackme has 3 parts: part 1. Serial fishing (numeric serial) part 2. Keygening (numeric serial) part 3. Keygening (alphabetic serial)

Rules:

* No Patching.

DIFFICULTY: 3
PLATFORM: Windows
LANGUAGE: C/C++
DATE: 02. Nov, 2008
DOWNLOADS: us de
SOLUTION by joka (on 24. nov, 2008) us de
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2012.04.07 09:51 cauchy37 "ReWrit's Crackme #6" by rewrit

ReWrit's Crackme#6

Rules:

* Self-Keygen is not allowed.

DIFFICULTY: 2
PLATFORM: Windows
LANGUAGE: C/C++
DATE: 16. Oct, 2008
DOWNLOADS: us de
SOLUTION by joka (on 11. nov, 2008) us de
SOLUTION by acorpxx (on 11. nov, 2008) us de
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2012.04.07 09:51 cauchy37 "ReWrit's Crackme#4" by rewrit

ReWrit's Crackme #4

This is my first C# crackme. its extremly simple so everyone should be able to crack it.
Serial should only be numbers, otherwise you might get an error.
+--Goals------------------------------------------------+
For Gold: Remove the NAG and Create a keygen. For Silver: Remove the NAG and Create a self-keygen. For Bronze: Remove the NAG and Just give me a Username and a Serial. +-------------------------------------------------------+
DIFFICULTY: 1
PLATFORM: Windows
LANGUAGE: .NET
DATE: 06. Oct, 2008
DOWNLOADS: us de
SOLUTION by joka (on 08. oct, 2008) us de
SOLUTION by main (on 08. oct, 2008) us de
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2012.04.07 09:50 cauchy37 "Crackme by fisser" by fisser

Fish the serial thats all.
Rules: Just fish dont patch.
leave a comment :)
DIFFICULTY: 1
PLATFORM: Windows
LANGUAGE: (Visual) Basic
DATE: 05. Oct, 2008
DOWNLOADS: us de
SOLUTION by joka (on 16. oct, 2008) us de
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2012.04.07 09:50 cauchy37 "ReWrit's Crackme#2" by rewrit

ReWrit's Crackme#2
This is my second Crackme, i hope its a bit harden then

the first one. =P

patch it so the correct password will be visible (check the picture in zip file) and upload a solution.
DIFFICULTY: 1
PLATFORM: Windows
LANGUAGE: C/C++
DATE: 01. Oct, 2008
DOWNLOADS: us de
SOLUTION by main (on 05. oct, 2008) us de
SOLUTION by joka (on 03. oct, 2008) us de
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2012.04.07 09:50 cauchy37 "Crackme - Very hard" by the_alemao

get the serial.
please, post the solution..
no patch: anti tracer and checksum! :P
DIFFICULTY: 2
PLATFORM: Windows
LANGUAGE: Borland Delphi
DATE: 27. Sep, 2008
DOWNLOADS: us de
SOLUTION by joka (on 30. sep, 2008) us de
SOLUTION by deepbluesea (on 30. sep, 2008) us de
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2012.04.07 09:50 cauchy37 "VBCrackme" by main

Find the password which correctly decrypts the file.
The reason I did this in VB is because I wanted to know if it was possible to do: Function pointers.
Good luck!
DIFFICULTY: 3
PLATFORM: Windows
LANGUAGE: (Visual) Basic
DATE: 25. Sep, 2008
DOWNLOADS: us de
SOLUTION by joka (on 03. oct, 2008) us de
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2012.04.07 09:50 cauchy37 "Crackme 9" by tcn30

Just enter the correct password for the good boy! No patching.
DIFFICULTY: 2
PLATFORM: Windows
LANGUAGE: .NET
DATE: 18. Sep, 2008
DOWNLOADS: us de
SOLUTION by joka (on 23. sep, 2008) us de
SOLUTION by main (on 23. sep, 2008) us de
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2012.04.07 09:49 cauchy37 "InjectMe #2" by xylitol

InjectMe #2 by Xylitol Goal: Inject a MessageBox and show it at startup like in message: 'Injected by xxxx' and in the MessageBox title, make what you want :]
my first InjectMe are too easy for solve it, no MessageBox API, i hope you like and have fun with this new version !
if you make a solution Make the most interesting manner and with detail please ! many guys dont know how to solve that
DIFFICULTY: 1
PLATFORM: Windows
LANGUAGE: Assembler
DATE: 16. Sep, 2008
DOWNLOADS: us de
SOLUTION by joka (on 18. sep, 2008) us de
SOLUTION by costy (on 18. sep, 2008) us de
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2012.04.07 09:48 cauchy37 "KeyGenMe Bassez32" by antipro

A tiny symmetric encryption algorithm (32bit input, 32bit output, 32bit key).
Objective is not to crack it but to write a keygen that works with any input/output/key combination.
Good luck!
DIFFICULTY: 3
PLATFORM: Windows
LANGUAGE: C/C++
DATE: 04. Sep, 2008
DOWNLOADS: us de
SOLUTION by joka (on 08. sep, 2008) us de
SOLUTION by andrewl.us (on 08. sep, 2008) us de
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